A couple broke up on the third floor of the SU and somebody live-Yakked the whole thing

Cheese, nans and a whole lot of tears


The third floor of the Students’ Union will never be the same. Today, it was rocked by a shock uncoupling, worse than Jennifer and Brad, worse than Britney and Justin, worse even than Zayn and Perry.

The entire colossal dump was documented by one brave, anonymous Yik-Yakker.

The scene of the crime

The scene of the crime

Our story begins with the narrator innocently working in the SU.

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It seems like it’s all over…

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But the couple can’t resist one last cuddle.

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The cuddle quickly turns into a snuggle.

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Our man doubts his skills.

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The public demand the full story.

Epigram my arse

Epigram my arse

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It wasn’t long before people started taking sides.

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Whose side are you on?  Were you there?  If you’re the dumper or dumpee, a witness or maybe somebody’s nan then please get in touch with us at [email protected] or tweet us @TheTabBristol