Take a closer peek at the heroes who put ass in the ASS library

It wasn’t even for charity


What’s the perfect gift for a 21st birthday? A car? Loads of money? Maybe a weekend break and a piss up somewhere in Europe – Amsterdam? Prague?

Will, Ollie, Rob, George, Max and Ted knew exactly what they wanted to give their mate Jonny.

A naked calendar.

Rob explained their reasoning exclusively to The Tab: “Jonny has a reputation for getting naked on the dancefloor when he goes out – we knew we had to do the same to celebrate his 21st.”

These guys bravely got their cocks and balls out across Bristol. This is their story.

The ASS Library

The lads felt 'unbelievable tension' before this was taken

The lads felt ‘unbelievable tension’ before this was taken

The most famous photo in the collection has earned almost 1,500 likes on Facebook to date.

Getting naked in the ASS required military precision: after a dress rehearsal (nothing was left to chance), the boys stripped in the 3rd floor gents toilets at 9.30pm and waited for a signal to get into position.

According to George the whole thing was over in 5 seconds and gave him an adrenaline rush “unlike anything I’ve ever experienced”.

A librarygoer definitely saw some balls at the time:

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Cabot Tower

A fantastic view

A fantastic view

Cabot Tower presented a whole new set of technical challenges for our squad.

Playing it as safely as possible they headed there just before the tower was due to close – thinking nobody would be around to see them stark bollock naked.

That was when an entire school trip decided to start coming up the stairs.

Will said: “We had to get our photographer to block the stairs while we got our pants on”.

Outdoor Gym

Guns and bums

Guns and bums

Rob was particularly happy with this picture – lots of straight lines and some “Zeus-like” bodies on show.

Hampton Road

If The Beatles knew about whey protein

If The Beatles knew about whey protein

Check out the car in the background of this shot.

Ted said: “They had to stop because it’s a zebra crossing”.

“This was full exposure so we had to be professional – our clothes were on and off again in ten seconds.”

Horsing Around

What some anthropologists refer to as a 'state of nature'

What some anthropologists refer to as a ‘state of nature’

“We did get a bit Brokeback with this one” admits George.

The Clifton Suspension Bridge

A beautiful sight when the sun goes down

A beautiful sight when the sun goes down

The last photo in the collection is special for a number of reasons.

Rob said: “I think there’s a real mood of reflection here and a bridge is symbolic of all kinds of things.”

This pic also went down well with members of the general public who were enjoying a few furtive spliffs near the tower at the time.

Ted said: “They thought it was hilarious”.

Aftermath

The boys with some clothes on. Back row (left to right): Rob, Ted. Front row (left to right): George, Will, Ollie.

The boys with some clothes on. Back row (left to right): Rob, Ted. Front row (left to right): George, Will, Ollie.

Did Jonny enjoy his birthday present? Silly question.

“He absolutely loved it” said Will.

“He was actually moved to tears.”

Rob told The Tab what was next for Bristol’s favourite nudists following their newfound fame.

“We’d like to stage a naked boxing match for charity.”