These are the people who go to Carnage in Bristol
Don’t worry, it’s just as rubbish as you imagine it to be
The TabThe inexplicably popular travelling mistake that is Carnage came to Bristol last Thursday and despite everyone knowing how shit it is, some people actually paid to go on it.
Presumably lured in by the cheap drinks and free t-shirt, hundreds of people who should really know better spent the night staggering from bar to bar, rubbing up against each other and showing off how good they are at drinking a VK in one go.
If you’re worried you might be missing out by considering yourself above these sorts of activities, live vicariously through the following pics. Just take a shower afterwards.
Sometimes I feel like going out, stealing a traffic cone, putting it on my head and saying, ‘Look at me, I’m a giant witch’
You’d all fit into the frame if you turned the phone sideways
She’s only just been told what Ebola is
Odds on them still texting each other?
This girl certainly wasn’t impressed
Urban Tiger have got themselves some competition
At least she’s enjoying herself
That bouncer has been watching her for a while now…
She’s just resting her eyes
One Carnage-goer adopts the ‘You wot mate?’ salute, as seen at EDL marches
Did anyone ask for a third Inbetweeners movie?
To be fair, this is more entertaining than being in Syndicate
Unfortunately he didn’t know any Taylor Swift songs
It’s so funny because he’s sooo old!!
This is as close to a fight as you’ll get at Carnage…
…and this is as close as you’ll get to romance
Her head’s actually stuck at that angle
He’s off the clock after 12
Wait, is throwing devil horns still a thing? I thought people only did it at Foo Fighters concerts
Spot the guy who thinks he’s a pin-up model
They should put this picture on the posters
‘Give us a kiss…’
‘Hang on, just need to hold your face still’
Ironically, she’s the only one who’s not
Don’t remember seeing this position in the Kama Sutra
Why can’t I have a piggyback?
Even having a haircut that looks like pubes won’t stop you pulling at Carnage
At least Carnage can’t ruin the kebabs too
‘Guys, this is classic’
These paramedics drew the short straw
Having got halfway across the road, she quickly realised she needed to put her shoes back on to make it the rest of the way
#bm4l
It’s funny because he’s tall
It’s the big t-shirt customisation conundrum: crop top or sleeveless?
You should really try and catch up with your friends
It’s funny because not only is he tall but his legs are like twigs
Is it just me or is there a phantom arm at the back of this group?
She gets knocked down, but she gets up again…
At least they enjoyed it
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