Will Park Street be turned into a ski slope?

Soon you’ll be skiing your way home from lectures as Park Street is turned into a ski slope.

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Mayor George Ferguson is apparently so distraught that it hasn’t snowed in Bristol this winter, he’s determined to cover our roads with artificial snow, celebrating Bristolian Jenny Jones’ bronze medal in the Winter Olympics. 

Walking is so outdated.  Grab a lunch tray from the Refectory to use as a makeshift sledge

Walking is so outdated. Grab a lunch tray from the Refectory to use as a makeshift sledge

Bristolian Jenny came third in the Women’s Slopestyle event in Sochi this month.  And obviously the local authorities are milking the achievement for all its worth.

 

It's too dangerous to even cycle down this, but do you fancy skiing?

It’s too dangerous to even cycle down this, but do you fancy skiing?

Sadly, we can’t guarantee that the fake snow will cause lectures to be cancelled, which is obviously 90% of the point of snow.  But you can still grab a lunch tray from the Refectory to use as a makeshift sledge (beware of major bum bruises).  And there might even be a cable car for that horrendous trek up Park Street.