The top seven highlights of the AMM
Thursday night’s AMM was the social event of the year. Here are the seven best things that happened.
Snehal Shah1. You voted the Bristol Croc most likely to be in the ASS. The Tab takes full credit for that!
Thanks to the Tab, rumour has it the Croc is now in the ASS
2. Oh the innuendos. “If the electronics don’t work you’ll just have to resort to using your hands.” This was SUPPOSED to be about voting.
Eventually got these working so we didn’t have to use our hands to get there
3. Imogen Palmer, VP for Activities and UBU hero. We love her for her five attempts to say “partishipashion,” (and trying to laugh it off: “Sorry, that sounded like Pierce Brosnan!”) And for shouting “fuck!” in the middle of her speech. Imogen tells us she meant to say Sean Connery. Pierce Brosnan “just came out.” “Lol” indeed.
Partishipashion.
4. You cared more about the ball vs outdoor festival joke vote than the actual motions. Even though you know the ball will be as terrible as last year.
Remember when you spent most of the Ball queuing? This year you want a festival!
5. The food was slimy and stale and touched by a thousand hands… yet we still pigged out on it. (Hey free dinner!) Crisps: gone in 10 minutes. Fruit: it’s impolite to help yourself!
Gross food is free food
6. The sports people got really angry about something. And then they suddenly left. And you felt like the only one still there.
7. All the fantastic lessons learned. Like that Drama and Physics are examined differently. Or that when we need the loo, we’re allowed to go.
Bristol Men’s Hockey Club suspended over pending investigation into its ‘club culture’
Laura ButlerThe suspension is effective immediately while an investigation into the culture of the club takes place
PETA protest use of ‘cruel’ forced swim test by Bristol University outside Beacon House
The animal rights group called for the university to end the ‘cruel’ test which has been condemned by 400 academics and scientists
Extinction Rebellion Bristol occupy Wills Memorial Building entrance in pro-Palestine protest
Holly LambertThe group argued the university’s partnerships make it ‘complicit to the genocide in Palestine’
Wednesday Night Fever: Imagining the future of Fishies at different Bristol clubs
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Jack AdlerThe number of Darts Society members has grown nearly three fold since the World Darts Championships
Nine of the most humbling experiences a Bristol Uni student could possibly face
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22-year-old Jack O’Sullivan has now been missing for five weeks
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Would you like a bag?: The Bristol student-led theatre company bound for Edinburgh Fringe
The witty and relatable play dissects all the outrageous conversations we have in corner shops as young adults at university
Pro-Palestine students end occupation of Bristol Uni management building after four weeks
Tom PickeringThe occupation ended due to ‘the issuance of a possession order and setting of a court date’
Iconic Bristol nightclub Gravity to close down immediately due to ‘economic strains’
Honor WolstencroftThe nightclub beloved by Bristol students and residents has closed its doors after seven years
Opinion: You can still enjoy Bristol University without participating in drinking culture
James McLeanDrinking may be a large part of university life, but you can still enjoy your nights out while sober
Bristol’s Urban Tandoor to get ITV reality show Keeping Up With the Kormas coming September
Bristol students’ favourite TikTokers will star in a reality TV show about their lives and iconic restaurant
Pro-Palestine students end occupation of Wills after Bristol Uni threatens legal action
The occupiers left Wills ‘following continued threats of police involvement and a court order from the university’
With dissertation deadlines looming, here are eight of the best places to cry at Bristol Uni
Jemima SuttonTerm two deadline season calls for a weekly cry scheduled into the google calendar
Derby Day disrupted as women’s hockey players protest against Bristol SU Code of Conduct
‘The union is letting women down, it is letting the club down, and the union is not supporting its members’
An A to Z of everything you’ll get up to on the Bristol University student ski trip
With mere days to go, let’s make sure our ski trip lingo is at the ready ladies and gents
Pro-Palestine students barricade themselves inside Bristol Uni’s Wills Memorial Building
They are protesting the ‘university’s complicity in the genocide in Gaza’
Bristol Uni to host sport extravaganza this week with 500 athletes and six universities
Annabel MackenFind out how to catch the action and support Bristol
Six of the top spots for a pint of Guinness less than a 15 minute walk from Bristol Uni
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Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Emily SmithFilling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Phoebe Kowhai
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
Francesca Eke‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Ellie RingJono becomes public enemy number one
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Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
I can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
No ifs, no buts: These are the absolute WORST episodes of Black Mirror ever
Black Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop