How to keep warm in a student house

Constantly freezing cold? Check out The Tab’s top tips…

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1. Steal all of your housemates’ duvets and pretend you were burgled.

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2. Buy matching snuggies.

3. Buy an electric heater and don’t tell anyone.

4. Keep your hands warm over the stove.

5. Take lots of long, hot showers.

6. Get really drunk so you can’t feel the cold.

7. Wear all your clothes at once…

…but make sure you don’t fall over because it’s hard to get back up again!

8. Get a boyfriend/girlfriend!