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Every reason Croatia is the worst place to spend your summer

It’s just a country


There’s nothing to see in Croatia – I really don’t understand why there’s so much hype about it. I mean, it’s not like there’s a TV show filmed there or anything. So why trek all that way just for some average rocks and a few run-down buildings? It makes no sense. Sitting in the comfort of your own home and watching travel documentaries sounds way better – especially if David Attenborough is involved.

So don’t go and waste your precious pennies on a week of regrets – spend your money on something you’ll actually appreciate; like a Tesco meal-deal or some extra printer credits. Leaving behind the warmth, comfort and mould of your student house is a hard decision to make. Seriously, Croatia’s not worth it…


Drag yourself off the couch and treat yourself to The Yacht Week Croatia – students get up to 30 per cent off here


…I’ve heard it’s super crowded and touristy

Which is weird because why would anyone want to go there?

 

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You won’t get any peace and quiet

The sound of waves crashing on to a beach is like nails against a chalkboard.

 

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You’ll probably have to stay in some gross budget hostel too

Why bother leaving your own overpriced cockroach-infested student house for one exactly the same, except further away?

 

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Hammocks, private yachts and white, sandy beaches – no student house can compete with that

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I’ve heard the food is terrible

Stuff grown under the sun is notoriously disgusting – ew, a green thing.

 

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I bet they don’t even do pizza right

Who wants to just float around and listen to world famous DJs? I certainly don’t.

 

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Skip the stay-cation and do something different

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What would you really do there anyway?

We’ve got the outdoors here too. I think I saw a squirrel on my way to lectures once.

 

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There won’t be anything you haven’t done before

Watching someone do it on the TV is the same as actually doing it yourself, right?

 

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I bet everyone who goes there is like 80 and boring

Whereas at least at home everyone is only 21 and boring.

 

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No one will know how to have fun

Nothing can beat a quick round of Never Have I Ever at some gloomy pres in your mate’s basement.

 

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The scenery is nothing special either

I’ve seen better scrolling through Instagram.

 

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I mean, you can see sunsets anywhere

I saw the corner of one out of my bedroom window recently.

 

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Seriously, what’s the point?

Your sofa is so much closer than Croatia.

 

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Obviously your sofa is great, but don’t you want to see more than the inside of your student house and the local pub?

When you plan your summer, do something different and go on The Yacht Week Croatia with your mates for only £411 per person

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