Tagging your friend in this Clubbers of the Week is the perfect low-effort Secret Santa gift

Secret Santa is the most stressful of the pre-Christmas rituals. £10 can’t buy much for someone you kind of, a bit, slightly know.

Nobody wants novelty socks my friend. They especially don’t want an IKEA spatula set you thought might be useful – remove that Gubbröra from your shopping basket right this minute.

It’s a no-win situation so honestly, it’s better to just confront your fears. Get them something neither funny nor useful, and let them know it was you. Tag them under Clubbers of the Week.

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Duck, duck, literal duck, goose

It’s the return of the quack

The worst time to get a winter cold is halfway through having your new profile pic taken

Surely you’re not dabbing lads

Who nose where she’s trying to put this straw

This definitely would have been a nice photo otherwise

Here, left photobomber has been cruelly outdone by airborne right photobomber

Please say this is deliberate

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SHOT GLASS ON YOUR HEAD, AND YOU’RE TOO LATE

You give clubbers a bad name

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

He’s dropping rum and Reeeed Bull

We have the privilege of capturing an actual friend-zoning in the wild

He’s praying for someone to change the tattoo on his right arm to ‘VIP’ so he never has to post his name on an event wall again

Or just showing off his biceps

Create your own Clubbers of the Week with even better pictures than these 

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Quick, help me decide whether the ‘best face pulled of the week’ is this guy:

Pretty strong bass face and matching fanny pack/long sleeve shirt

Or this guy? I guess it’s a tie. A Christmas tie

Do you get it because he is wearing a tie

You’re skanking so vigorously that your hand is out of focus. It’s impressive, really.

Alas, only third place in the best face pulled competition for you

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He’s not smiling! He’s screaming because the man in the back with gunfingers has shot him!

It’s murder on the dancefloor

They just don’t know who to aim at do they

Wowee, people really are bending over backwards to get in Clubbers of the Week

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