Is it just me, or does anyone else think Bristol is really boring?
Don’t bother going, you’ll regret it
Bristolians constantly go on about how great Brizzle is. “We’re so edgy,” “The music scene is unreal,” “Have you even heard of Banksy? He’s kind of a big deal..”
Yada yada yada – it’s all a load of bull. Just take a look at the photos below and you will have all the evidence you’ll need to prove that Bristol is just a boring place.
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The buildings are grey and dull
Wills Memorial Building ain’t nothing special.
Wannabe fancy.
Honestly, it’s the dreariest place
Colourful houses in Hotwells? Try harder next time.
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Art? Nah. Pretentious? Yah.
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Bristol does have this one bridge, but it’s nothing much to look at
Could definitely name at least three nicer bridges than Clifton Suspension Bridge.
If anything that mist is just plain dangerous.
Hungry? Well, get used to it – the food is shocking
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Bet it’s all gluten-free, which immediately makes it rubbish.
The kebab shop down the road serves better food than this.
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Too many hipsters spoil the food stall, so the saying goes.
There is nowhere in the entire city for a nice drink
“Excuse me waiter? There appears to be a plant in my cocktail.”
The view from the White Lion is ruined by that disgusting bridge.
You’d probably lose friends if you took them to a pub in Bristol – do you want your friends to hate you? Do you?
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You’d forgive the lack of good food and drink options if there was actually something to do in Bristol – but prepare to be bitterly disappointed
Oh wow, a giant slip and slide down the entire Park Street, how original.
It’s just a lido people – just go to the swimming pool at your local leisure centre, you’ll be better off.
Music scene? Forget about it
Who even likes crowds?
If it’s not Glasto don’t talk to me.
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Oooo a record shop, how edgy.
The graffiti problem has gotten out of hand
How does the council allow this vandalism?
This Banksy fellow needs to be reprimanded.
Seriously, there is nothing unique about Bristol. Save yourself a lot of hassle and go somewhere else
What a boring day out.