Our Freshers say the cutest things on Yik Yak

From discovering Cindies to getting told off by your college porter for walking on the grass, your first few weeks at Cambridge are a unique experience – if not overwhelming.

Have this new batch of Cantabs learnt how to be funny yet?

Why are you watching such a terrible film?

Banquet problems

We hope this isn’t true

Someone does PPE

10/10

At least you’re not in Robinson

This is just a cry for help

Banter to B5

But is it blood orange?

Should have gone to ARU