If you relate to any of these 29 things, congratulations! You have a uni wife

She’s a balance of supportive yet brutal, like good uni wives should be

Breaking: A fire has broken out in Bournemouth Triangle

It started at around 7.15pm

Exclusive: Antisemitic posters linking Israel to 9/11 have been put up on Bournemouth Uni campus

The SUBU President has said investigations are commencing

Why do Bournemouth students insist on doing all these things the second the sun comes out?

We’re by the beach, we will use it

BREAKING: The Summer Ball 2018 line-up is here

I feel like I’ve waited all year for this

Start your engines, this queen wrote her college thesis on RuPaul’s Drag Race

All other topics can sashay away tbh

Bournemouth and The Arts University both have gender pay gaps they are ‘tackling’

They blame uneven distribution of jobs

So, just how many BU students went to a private school?

Bet they all know what a soggy biscuit is

The answer to what you should be wearing on every night out in Bournemouth

You will never have to worry about what to wear again

Revealed: This is what actually happens when you’re caught with drugs at BU

Students got off lighter for Class As than Bs

Taco Bell is opening in Bournemouth next week

Only one week to wait!

Theory: You can spot an AUB student just from their clothing

Shawty had them denim dungarees, multi-coloured hair (coloured haaaiiirrr)

Exclusive: More BU students are having counselling than ever before

Over 900 students have sought support already this academic year

Here are all the signs you might be living in a ‘sad girl house’

The inhabitants will usually be found in their living room wearing dressing gowns and waiting for their hair to dry

Bournemouth fresher died in halls because she couldn’t afford her prescription

Victoria Hills was found dead in Cranborne in February

Murdered by a ‘man in a mask’: The mystery of the Bournemouth student killed walking home from a night out

Jong-Ok Shin was stabbed to death in 2002

Exclusive: These are the Bournemouth Uni degrees with the most drop outs

Business studies topped the rankings

Revealed: The hygiene ratings of your fave Bournemouth takeaways

No wonder I always feel ill ffs

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