You are the Apple of my eye…

We’ve all heard it. Now there’s two (maybe three) sides to this situation. You’re either pro Apple everything, i.e. you own an iPhone, an iPad, a Mac, an iPod etcetera etcetera, or you completely despise and hate anyone with an Apple product, especially those with MacBooks because they walk around like the sun shines out of their arse. Or you’re just one of those ones who ‘don’t like to pick sides’. We can tell; those fence imprints on your backside don’t come from you doing squats all day. Fence sitters.

I wanted to be sympathetic (sort of) in this article because I know what it feels like to have someone plonk themselves next to you in lecture and whip out their Macbook, while you look like you’re stuck in the 60’s with your common pukka pad and Bic biro. Having said that, I also know what it feels like to have a Macbook and sit and watch that beautiful Apple logo glow. I took the liberty of going to around uni and in lectures in general just to see just how much people used MacBooks other anything else. There was a fair bit.

The Mac row in my lecture. I did not plan this.

Others made that forced effort to sit in public places pretending to do work with their MacBook on… (we’ve all done it).

“Ooo look I’m doing work”.

I then realised my own group of friends are quite the Mac type and forever making fun of those who are not part of Apple gang. Constant discrimination.

We put her in an Apple sandwich.

And then you get the ones that want one deep, deep down and don’t even hide it.

Poor thing.

Don’t the one with the snazzy cases make it even worse? Like this one that I saw… talk about overboard.

It’s like someone shat rhinestones on the bloody thing.

Ha, it’s mine really.

All I have to say is that having a Macbook is just GREAT. I can empathise, but damn, IT’S JUST SO GREAT. The attachment is like no other… so bad so that my friend has named her Macbook “Macquisha”.