“Ellie Bean” Keiller elected as new Guild President

Over 7000 students voted

The best bit about guild elections is when it rains

Because we’re terrible people

We’re all voting Tory in this election

We’re so elite

If you’re not standing for president girls, think again

Well, we are the better sex

We discovered what 08.12.14 is, and it’s bum out

The Guild’s latest scheme has been revealed, much to everyone’s disappointment