Don’t let Roosters win
No matter who you are, you just haven’t done it right
God forbid you expect the girl to
It’s a way of life
You’d be better off putting the time in getting work experience
Everybody knows Lent is really just a glorified 40 day diet
Who else got Topshop vouchers for christmas?
The Midlands aren’t a thing
I don’t judge your hobbies, so don’t judge mine
‘Tis the season of overrated commercialism
Another year, another batch of high school sweethearts about to split up.