
Nominate UoB’s Hottest Single
Let’s be grateful for those killer genes
With Valentines day out of the way and cuffing season finally over, we're on the look out for UoB's hottest single.
We don't care if you've just come out of a relationship or have been on the scene for years, we're just looking for the very finest Birmingham has to offer.
Have you've seen a 10/10 in your lectures? Always had a secret crush on your gorgeous housemate? Or do you just love what you see in the mirror every day? Now is the chance to give those fitties credit for what their parents blessed them with.
Get nominating, Birmingham!

Birmingham UCU calls off planned strike action for the first week of term
All scheduled teaching events and activities are expected to go ahead as planned

The Tab Birmingham is recruiting new writers – and we want you!
Come to our meeting on Friday 29th September at 5pm!

University of Birmingham has ranked 22nd in The Times Good University Guide
The uni dropped two places from last year’s league table

A sustainable (and sensible-ish) guide to moving out of your Selly gaff
Just because people are throwing out their old cowboy hats, doesn’t mean you need three!!!!

Here’s a rating of every item on Joe’s Bar’s £3 menu
Move over Tesco Meal Deal, there’s a new bombshell in town

Applications to join The Birmingham Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Applications close Sunday 28th May

A list of things all Birmingham students need to do before graduating
Are you really a UoB student if you haven’t been kicked out of the Guild?

11 study tips for assignments and exams, from a Birmingham student
This year we’re not pulling last minute all-nighters in the library

Eurovision anthems that Joe Jaxon needs to add to his repertoire ASAP
New national anthems just in time for the Coronation!

A guide to the best pub golf route in Birmingham
Become the next Tiger Woods with this guide to the ultimate pub golf route, from Selly Oak to Broad Street

Love Island’s Hugo Hammond is joining the Uni of Birmingham as a sports science lecturer
He’ll be joining at the start of the next academic year

Tagging Tracy Beaker characters as Brumble posts
The Dumping Ground house makes Love Island look the the Teletubbies

What Birmingham students need to know about ChatGPT
Find out how you can make the most of ChatGPT without plagiarising.

What you’ll miss about Birmingham when visiting other university cities
Because absence makes the heart grow fonder, it’s true

University of Birmingham students are the third most targeted by top employers
Yet another reason why UoB is elite x

Take this quiz and we’ll tell you what University of Birmingham campus building you are
Pity anyone that gets Muirhead Tower x

On average, female staff at the University of Birmingham are paid 18 per cent less than men
As reported by the 2022 gender pay gap report conducted by the University of Birmingham

International Women’s Day: Ways to celebrate at the University of Birmingham
If you don’t know or care much about International Women’s Day, then this may change your mind

Stop itching for a second and enjoy these memes about the current bed bug hell
Apparently, the UK could be heading towards a huge bed bug invasion

If a girl says any of these things on a first date, run and never look back
We’re not always perfect

So, what happened to Rebecca Loos after her alleged ‘affair’ with David Beckham?
Her life looks VERY different now

Omg, Love Island’s Casey and Tom spoke about their rift with Will saying he ‘ignored’ them
Tom described Will as ‘no friend of mine’

Luke calls fellow MAFS groom a ‘pr*ck’ and ‘f*cking kn*bhead’ in wild Instagram rant
I need to know who he’s talking about immediately

Obnoxious, clunky and awkward: These are officially the UK’s ugliest university buildings
We need to fund more architecture degrees

Um, Suella Braverman stood on a guide dog so here are the best memes about Suella de Vil
Not her issuing an apology to all dogs

Every messy thing that’s happened since Love Island’s Sammy and Jess announced their split
Sammy said the breakup ‘came as a total shock’

All the Love Island winners, ranked by how long they lasted until they split
Jess and Sammy only managed two months before breaking up

Right, so which of the season 10 Love Island couples are actually still together?
If Whitney and Lochan split I will weep

Luke reveals three huge MAFS UK rules that brides and grooms have to follow after filming
I can’t even imagine the chaos if they were allowed out together

Age gap ‘romance’ and controversial comedy: All of Noel Fielding’s biggest controversies
He’s back on TV for another series of The Great British Bake Off

Think you’re smart enough? These are the easiest subjects to get into at Oxbridge in 2023
Applying for music at Oxford just for bragging rights really

Did David Beckham have an affair? The marriage ‘difficulties’ in his Netflix doc explained
He and Victoria discuss the allegations on camera

Brad’s behaviour on MAFS UK last night was bad vibes and these reactions prove it
If someone I was married to told me I’d ‘passed the test’ I’d be divorcing

Deepti Vempati and Natalie Lee from Love is Blind make over £1 million as influencers
Natalie earned £50,000 from one post, sign me up!

It’s over! Jess and Sammy have SPLIT just two months after winning Love Island 2023
‘Things have changed since leaving the villa’

‘RuPaul will never be in a room with me again’: Willam just fully dragged Ru on a podcast
‘She needs to be reminded she’s a drag queen like everyone else’

Ew, men are demanding to see Taylor Swift’s ‘sex tape’ to prove she’s dating Travis Kelce
‘Until then I think she’s using the NFL to make her star bigger’