Brum’s Clubbers of the Week will teach you love, patience, and pain
I’m so fkin grateful for tequila
Hannah-Mae ProdgerIt's now November, we are all broke af and can't hack the nights out any more due to looming deadlines and upcoming exams.
But for those hard core seshers, there's still plenty of time to get smashed. From the cute to just down right weird poses, we've seen you students know how to get the best club pics. Here's a look at some of this week's students that just don't seem to need a break.
Patriot of the week
Come on England
Selfie of the week
The tongue just makes it really
Pointer of the week
Watch out, there is a camera lense there
Tiredest clubber of the week
If you're that tired just go home mate?
Boyband of the week
Watch this space for their upcoming single
Girl Squad of the week
Side on. Head litled. Mouth closed. The usual. Rock it girls
WTF of the week
I mean, you do you babe
Photo-bombers of the week
I mean its not even that funny, come on brum you can do better than this
Improvement, but could still do better
Leader of the week
Delivering public speeches in Stues now?
Most excited of the week
Nuggets make everyone happy, even economists
Shouters of the week
At least it looks like a happy shout, no angry boys in sight
Poser of the week
That's it. Smile for your close up hun
Kiss of the week
Well, it's almost a kiss. Who wouldn't want to kiss the stig?
Most confusing of the week
Are you going for a poo mate?
Licker of the week
We spot some tongue on tongue action going on here
Absolute HERO of the week
The stig + nugs = legend
Student Roost
Birmingham student ‘catcalled’ and head-butted outside city centre accommodation
Madison PeroniKaz says the experience has made her feel she’s ‘not allowed to live [her] life as a women’
Rebeca Bernat
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Millie ClatworthyThe Birmingham student was reported missing in March
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Vote for the ultimate BNOC
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An investigation into what is *actually* going on with Florence Pugh and Will Poulter
Lydia VennFlorence has clarified they’re just friends, so everyone can calm down now
The time has come to vote in heat two of The Birmingham Tab’s BNOC 2022 competition
The heats are continuing, you know what to do
Stop everything and vote now in heat one of The Tab Birmingham’s BNOC of the year 2022
You cast your nominations for Brum’s biggest BNOC, now it’s time to narrow out it down
The Tab Birmingham’s BNOC nominations of the year 2022 are now OPEN
It’s time to nominate someone who truly is one of the Biggest Names On Campus
These UoB moments shouldn’t be embarrassing, but they really are
Why is walking back from Aldi with full shopping bags mortifying
Muirhead Tower will be renamed ‘Tommy Shelby Tower’ to pay homage to Peaky Blinders
Anna SuffolkThe name change will take place in the new academic year
‘We are overwhelmed’: Joseph Derbisz Memorial raises nearly £10,000 of donations in three days
Helen EggletonThe fundraiser will be used to pay for the funeral of the University of Birmingham student
‘As a mark of respect, we feel it wouldn’t be right’: UoB Guild’s club nights cancelled
Birmingham’s Guild of Students said it is ‘deeply saddened’ by the death of third-year student, Joseph Derbisz
A body has been found in the search for missing student Joe Derbisz
Joe went missing after last Saturday’s Fab ‘N’ Fresh
A University of Birmingham student has been reported missing
Joseph Derbisz was last seen on Sunday 27 March at 3:30AM at Fab ‘n’ Fresh
The UoB Climate Justice Movement hosted their very own Divest Fest
Charlotte ThorntonThe society is campaigning for UoB to end its investment in fossil fuels and commit to its environmental policy
Who is Gisbert Kapp? Here are the people the buildings on campus are named after
Joi FooteMaybe one day you too can get a building named after you on campus
Here are the best Deliveroo spots around Birmingham for your takeaway fix
We tried the best independent spots around Brum and let you know our favourites
Only Meredith Grey herself could get full marks on this Grey’s Anatomy trivia quiz
Bella FatherleyAre you even a real fan if you don’t know the answer to these?
These are all the hidden costs you’ll encounter when going on a year abroad
The cost of a year abroad is making it more and more inaccessible
Where is Hunter Moore’s girlfriend Kirra Hughes now?
Katelyn MensahAfter she found out about what he had done, she bought a one-way ticket to New York
Nathalia from Love Island has done a TikTok about Ekin-Su and it is so cringe
It’s giving Lucie Donlan from 2019
These are the 2022 Islanders who have the largest percentage of fake Instagram followers
Phoebe KowhaiOmg, 84 per cent of Ekin-Su’s Instagram following is fake
A complete rundown of the most feral moments from the Woodstock 99 festival Netflix doc
Georgia MooneySomeone literally caught trench mouth
Here’s where you recognise the cast of Netflix’s Wedding Season from
Another Netflix romcom? Sign me up!!
The biggest campaign pledges Boris Johnson and his government have broken since 2019
Are we really that surprised?
‘The wildest thing ever’: People ‘genuinely shocked’ by Netflix Woodstock 99 documentary
Hayley Soen‘Woodstock 99 documentary is more horrifying than most horror movies I’ve seen’
I tried every beer in Lidl and Aldi to tell you which ones are actually worth buying
Pieter SnepvangersI refuse to pay £6.50 for a pint in the pub any longer
Rishi Sunak says he took money away from ‘deprived’ areas in new leaked clip
He was addressing Tory members in Tunbridge Wells
Celebs are unliking Johnny Depp’s Instagram post from when he won the trial – here’s who
Zoey Deutch, who was in a movie with Depp, has removed her like
A bust up so big producers step in: Everything we know about the Love Island 2022 reunion
Jacques swerved it, Luca and Gemma argue, and apparently Coco walks out 😬
A ‘fatphobic’ new filter has appeared on TikTok and honestly, it’s disgusting
Hannah Van De PeerCreators are rightfully calling it out
Only Vecna himself could get full marks on this *hard* Stranger Things 4 quiz
Harrison BrocklehurstIf you’re not a card carrying Hellfire Club member, don’t bother
Jennette McCurdy claims she was photographed in bikini and given alcohol as child star
She claimed Nickelodeon offered her $300,000 to never speak about her experiences
All the Love Island 2022 contestants who have unfollowed each other since the show ended
Davide unfollowed George when he got his phone back after the show👀
The biggest Stranger Things five theories about how the show will end according to Reddit
I need ALL of these to be true
Stop what you’re doing, Casa Amor Islanders have done a tragic video ad for Drayton Manor
This probably isn’t the brand deal they were hoping for
If you do 23/27 of these things on your gals’ holiday you are officially an airport dad
Hermione Blandford7. You have an airport walk which is 100 times faster than your normal walk
Current students share their biggest Freshers’ regrets, so you don’t have to make them too
Listen up first years, here’s how to not be a silly fresh x