Clubbers of the week: Welcome Week special
We’re back, bitches
Corinna MasonAs students return to Birmingham, it is no surprise that they headed straight to the clubs and featured in some excellent club photos.
Here are some of the best moments you freshers had during arguably, the craziest week of uni:
Sneeze of the week
Don’t hold back
Chug of the week
Or should I say ‘most passionate chug’
Most affectionate hug
Maybe save the spooning for later
Most embarrassing moment of the week
“Oh, shit”
Best motherly moment
“Now, when you get in the club, don’t order too many tequila shots”
Best dance move
Best pose of the week
“P is for how paralytic we’re gonna get.”
Saddest clubbers of the week
“Why did we think this costume choice would be a good idea?”
Best group photo
“We’re sober so our outfit has stayed amazing”
Cutest couple of the week
I almost didn’t notice your injured thumb
Best kiss
“I don’t need no man”
Sweatiest clubber of the week
And you’re just going to get more sweaty
Most random object of the week
“Hey everyone, I’d like to introduce my date for the night.”
Best selfie
Did it make it to Instagram, though?
Student Roost
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Rebeca Bernat
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Millie ClatworthyThe Birmingham student was reported missing in March
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These UoB moments shouldn’t be embarrassing, but they really are
Why is walking back from Aldi with full shopping bags mortifying
Muirhead Tower will be renamed ‘Tommy Shelby Tower’ to pay homage to Peaky Blinders
Anna SuffolkThe name change will take place in the new academic year
‘We are overwhelmed’: Joseph Derbisz Memorial raises nearly £10,000 of donations in three days
Helen EggletonThe fundraiser will be used to pay for the funeral of the University of Birmingham student
‘As a mark of respect, we feel it wouldn’t be right’: UoB Guild’s club nights cancelled
Birmingham’s Guild of Students said it is ‘deeply saddened’ by the death of third-year student, Joseph Derbisz
A body has been found in the search for missing student Joe Derbisz
Joe went missing after last Saturday’s Fab ‘N’ Fresh
A University of Birmingham student has been reported missing
Joseph Derbisz was last seen on Sunday 27 March at 3:30AM at Fab ‘n’ Fresh
The UoB Climate Justice Movement hosted their very own Divest Fest
Charlotte ThorntonThe society is campaigning for UoB to end its investment in fossil fuels and commit to its environmental policy
Who is Gisbert Kapp? Here are the people the buildings on campus are named after
Joi FooteMaybe one day you too can get a building named after you on campus
Here are the best Deliveroo spots around Birmingham for your takeaway fix
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Tory millionaires: Conservative MPs and their absolutely mind-boggling net worths
Izzy SchifanoBoris was once paid a rate of £20k an HOUR for public speaking engagements
Danica says Billy caused her ‘lowest moment’ in the villa and almost made her quit
Georgia Mooney‘I was ready to walk at that point, as I was so over being walked over, pied and rejected’
Inside Love Island star Coco’s wild life: From famous friends to being on other reality shows
Hayley SoenSince she left the villa she’s been at the centre of TWO alleged breakups
This is what other European countries are doing to help with the cost of living crisis
Bella HucknallHopping over to the continent is sounding pretty appealing right now
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Coco Lodge is a true menace and this recap of all her post-Love Island antics proves it
We should’ve known she was chaos the minute we saw she was the chosen one for Andrew’s tongue
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Danny ShawThey were collectively responsible for over 750k tonnes of CO2 emissions in a single year
Inside the massive Brighton mansion where Love Island’s Luca Bish lives with his family
He’s got a hot tub and a telly in the *same* room
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It’s like the crossover of Queer Eye and Dream Home Makeover
These are the celebrities who have the largest percentage of fake Instagram followers
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A TikTok conspiracy theory says this uni’s Vice-Chancellor is actually Banksy
Apparent evidence includes a Banksy mural suspiciously appearing the day after he had the day off work 👀
The full shocking story of new Netflix true crime series I Just Killed My Dad
The series follows the dark case of the Templet family
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Jacob Elordi says he had $400 in his bank and was sleeping in his car before Euphoria
If he didn’t get the role of Nate Jacobs, he was going to move back to Australia
Former Love Islanders react to the Jacques and Luca Instagram live saga
Adam’s response is pretty iconic
Antigoni is being accused of slut-shaming Ekin-Su in unearthed Instagram video
Anitgoni has denied slut-shaming Ekin-Su
Revealed: All the allegations regarding podcast host Murad Merali’s fetish video past
The videos show his feet being smacked across a guy’s face and ‘raceplay’
Everything Murad Merali says in his video addressing his past and his OnlyFans content
He claims the ‘racist’ captions were not written by him
Gemma has already had six and seven figure deals offered to her since Love Island
A lot of brands are keen to sign the runner up
Graduates will save money as student loan interest rates slashed for second time to 6.3 per cent
Student loan interest rates previously stood at an eye-watering 12 per cent