
Clubbers of the week
Who’s had one too many?
Mare of the week

“I’ve made a terrible mistake”
Most disappointed clubber

“Vodbull just isn’t what it used to be”
Creepiest bull mug shot

Wait- it’s a guy in a costume?!
Most bendy clubber

Legs EVERYWHERE
Flappiest mouths

How are they even doing that?
Keenest clubber ft. strongest pout

The photographer was only saved by the Stig’s restraining powers
Most delicious shoulder

Who needs Pit Stop when you’ve got Lick Stop?
Tallest clubber

The heels are an unfair advantage
Cleanest nostrils

“Don’t mind me, just doing a sweep”
Best photo-bomb

An otherwise totally cute pic. Thanks a lot
Most ready for action

We want it all now!

Vice-Chancellor Sir David Eastwood receives a pay rise and a bonus amid the pandemic
He received a £61k bonus

UoB is ranked number one targeted University by top graduate employers in the UK
UoB is the most targeted university by the UK’s top 100 graduate employers

UoB First Dates hosted by Carnival RAG is back
Carnival RAG are hosting the virtual event March 8-12

The top ten things UoB students can do to stay motivated this semester
Ten ways of coping with the *new normal* (sorry, we had to)

UoB student places third in 800m at World Indoor Tour in New York
Issy Boffey is a second year Biomedical Science student and has a UoB Sports Scholarship

Makeshift Birmingham nightclub hosting 150 people is raided by the police
The club contained a DJ, bar and VIP area

UoB medical students are no longer receiving formal training at Queen Elizabeth Hospital due to coronavirus
They are working in an ‘apprenticeship’ style

UoB students reveal Selly’s worst neighbours in lockdown
You can take the student out of Fab, but you can’t take the Fab out of the student

Meet the UoB student making easy online food recipes to get you through lockdown
So many recipes for those of you craving a tasty meal

Brum lockdown takeaway reviews #1 – Dixy Chicken
I previously had no clue to why this place was so popular

Seven last minute Valentine’s gifts made by UoB students for UoB students
For Valentine’s, Galentine’s or just to show some love to Selly’s small businesses this V-day

‘A fitting memorial to the forgotten pandemic of the 1980s’: an AIDS memorial is coming to Birmingham
‘If it’s not remembered now, we will all be gone’

So this is where *that* winking woman meme taking over Twitter is from
‘Omg I’m so sorry, I didn’t see this until now!’

Taylor Swift fans are attacking Ginny and Georgia star over ‘deeply sexist’ joke
Antonia Gentry is getting hate after Taylor called out a part of the script earlier this week

I tried out a load of lesbian dating apps and here are the best ones, ranked
Nothing can prepare you for Scissr

All the details and clues in Behind Her Eyes on Netflix that you definitely missed
HOW DID WE NOT SEE IT ALL COMING?!

This quick trick allows you to add Snapchat filters to all your group video calls
It works on Mac and PC

Take our sexual assault on campus survey and help us uncover how unis handle the problem
The Tab’s Do Better campaign is putting a focus on the sexual assault problem on uni campuses

This TikTok test tells you exactly which colour resembles your personality
And there’s science behind it

Behind Her Eyes viewers spot a clue which means *someone* might not actually be dead
Ok this changes everything

Now you’ve had some time to process it, here are 31 more Behind Her Eyes memes
We are all very, very worried about Adam

MasterChef production secrets: 14 behind the scenes facts about making the show
Yes, the food is cold by the time Gregg and John taste it

Hey squirrel friends! It’s time to find out which Drag Race season 13 queen you are
Time to separate the Kandys from the Olivias

Taylor Swift has called out Netflix’s Ginny and Georgia as ‘lazy’ and ‘deeply sexist’
The show made a dig at her, and she’s not having it

Ok, so this is what actually happens to your clothes when you return them to ASOS
97 per cent of the clothes are resold

All the Married at First Sight Australia Season 6 gossip that went down after the show
Martha said she’d rather have root canal than speak to Jess or Ines again

Threatening to share revenge porn is set to become illegal
Perpetrators will receive up to two years in prison for the crime

These are all the real life ages of the cast of Ginny and Georgia on Netflix
One is a decade older than their teen character

QUIZ: Which Married at First Sight Australia bloke are you, really?
I would give literally anything to be Cam