
What did you want to be when you were little?
‘A lion. Simba actually’
As young, innocent children, everyone has big fantasies about what job they’re going to have. Hopefully some of these have changed now…
Ellie, English Lit and History
“First I wanted to be a lion, Simba actually. Then I decided I wanted to be a Disney Princess.”
Taran, Social Policy
“A dentist.”
Noah, Civil Engineering
“A cowboy.”
Harnish (left) and Alice (right), Accountancy
Harnish: “A singer.”
Alice: “A business-woman.”
Shannon, Law
“A journalist, because I watched Sex and the City with my mum.”
Will, Economics (left) and Wesley, Banking and Finance (right)
Will: “An architect, which is a bit random for a small child.”
Wesley: “President.”

Birmingham student ‘catcalled’ and head-butted outside city centre accommodation
Kaz says the experience has made her feel she’s ‘not allowed to live [her] life as a women’

Joseph Derbisz died after ‘fall in suspected accident’ after a night out, inquest hears
The Birmingham student was reported missing in March

The moment you’ve been waiting for: The final of Birmingham’s BNOC of 2022 is here
Vote for the ultimate BNOC

It’s time for the third and final heat of The Tab Birmingham’s BNOC of the year 2022
We are getting one step closer to finding the ultimate BNOC 2022 of UoB

An investigation into what is *actually* going on with Florence Pugh and Will Poulter
Florence has clarified they’re just friends, so everyone can calm down now

The time has come to vote in heat two of The Birmingham Tab’s BNOC 2022 competition
The heats are continuing, you know what to do

Stop everything and vote now in heat one of The Tab Birmingham’s BNOC of the year 2022
You cast your nominations for Brum’s biggest BNOC, now it’s time to narrow out it down

The Tab Birmingham’s BNOC nominations of the year 2022 are now OPEN
It’s time to nominate someone who truly is one of the Biggest Names On Campus

These UoB moments shouldn’t be embarrassing, but they really are
Why is walking back from Aldi with full shopping bags mortifying

Muirhead Tower will be renamed ‘Tommy Shelby Tower’ to pay homage to Peaky Blinders
The name change will take place in the new academic year

‘We are overwhelmed’: Joseph Derbisz Memorial raises nearly £10,000 of donations in three days
The fundraiser will be used to pay for the funeral of the University of Birmingham student

‘As a mark of respect, we feel it wouldn’t be right’: UoB Guild’s club nights cancelled
Birmingham’s Guild of Students said it is ‘deeply saddened’ by the death of third-year student, Joseph Derbisz

A body has been found in the search for missing student Joe Derbisz
Joe went missing after last Saturday’s Fab ‘N’ Fresh

A University of Birmingham student has been reported missing
Joseph Derbisz was last seen on Sunday 27 March at 3:30AM at Fab ‘n’ Fresh

The UoB Climate Justice Movement hosted their very own Divest Fest
The society is campaigning for UoB to end its investment in fossil fuels and commit to its environmental policy

Who is Gisbert Kapp? Here are the people the buildings on campus are named after
Maybe one day you too can get a building named after you on campus

Here are the best Deliveroo spots around Birmingham for your takeaway fix
We tried the best independent spots around Brum and let you know our favourites

Are you more Ekin-Su, Maura or Megan? Take this quiz to finally find out
You can only be one member of the holy trinity of Love Island chaos

The Love Island heart rate challenge returns tonight, but how accurate is it really?
A former Islander thinks it’s a ‘set-up’

Just all the 2022 Love Islanders as what British chain restaurant they undeniably are
Antigoni is so Pret it hurts

Hopper and Joyce’s reunion in Stranger Things four was filmed *10* different times
I need to see all 10 of them right this second

Uh oh: 6.5k graduates now owe £100k in student loan debt…and this number is rising fast
Many students won’t finish paying back their loan debts

Pennhurst Asylum from Stranger Things is a real place and it sounds terrifying
One visitor described seeing a ‘shadow figure peeking around a corner in the basement tunnels’

Just 26 Umbrella Academy memes while we wait for Netflix to renew it for another season
Are we all in agreement Klaus and Five carried season three?

Wait, why are women being told to delete their period tracking apps?
Period tracking apps Flo, Stardust and Clue have all confirmed user data is safe

The Love Island 2022 cast’s star signs and who they are actually compatible with
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but Davide and Ekin-Su are a perfect match

Love Island’s Amber Gill says she lost 25,000 followers after posting about Black Lives Matter
‘I started to question whether what I was standing for was right’

Debunked: So, is Johnny Depp making a HUGE comeback as Captain Jack Sparrow?
Rumours have been flying for days

Here’s everything we know about Greta Gerwig’s mysterious upcoming Barbie film
Doctor Who and Ugly Betty starring alongside Margot Robbie? Give it to me now!

This is how much the houses in Stranger Things would cost in real life
Even for free you wouldn’t catch me in the Creel house

Who is Landon Barker? Meet Charli D’Amelio’s rumoured new boyfriend
It looks like they got tattoos together last week👀

‘She’s got problems downstairs’: Deliveroo rider targets student for ordering thrush cream
He filmed the order for his 1,000 Instagram followers

These students bumped into Matt Hancock having a boogie at a club in Oxford
The former health secretary was at a reunion with his uni chums

Okay so what is Spotify’s new Supergrouper feature and how do you make yours?
Putting Beyoncé and Gaga in a group together because I want the Telephone sequel

Spotify scores your singing now in a new karaoke mode, here’s how to get it
I’ve been singing the Girls Aloud Megamix all morning

‘F**k the Supreme Court’: All the Glastonbury artists who spoke up about abortion rights
Artists across the weekend used their platform to send a clear message