Ho-Ho-How could you buy me that?
These presents would put Santa in an early grave
Lizzy FrancisChristmas: a time of merriment, family values, but perhaps more importantly, a festive period that demands your best acting.
Because every year, without fail, you’re bound to receive some clanging presents.
We’ve all had to contain our bitter disappointment over the years, but have any of you received presents to rival these horrors?
‘They just didn’t fit right, and the colour made me feel fat’
‘Bad form’
Mum encouraging stimulating sex- good on her!
‘I’m so Legolas, you already know’
To sketch your disappointment perhaps
Urm… okay
I hope the donkey enjoyed its fucking present better than I did
She knows me too well
Damn Grandpa, that’s nasty
THIS HAS TO STOP.
I know plenty of 14 year olds with skipping ropes
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