The EDL back in force on Broad Street

Article contains extreme cheesiness


Risa, the popular club for students’ initial stance was ‘we are never ever, ever getting back together’ with the EDL, not wanting to host ‘someone like you’.

However West Midlands police had  ‘99 problems’ and told Risa that they could really ‘use somebody’ to host the demo, just ‘baby one more time’.

The EDL must have thought ‘don’t you want me’ and ask why so ‘rude’, assuring Risa that ‘you’re the one that I want’. The Broad Street club reluctantly said ‘relax, take it easy’, the EDL can ‘stay’ even though they are ‘bad boys’.

With ‘three lions’ on their banners and ready to ‘scream and shout’ the EDL marched towards the Library and it would appear that for supporters there was no place that they would ‘rather be’.

This meant that Broad Street was closed which made many people not ‘happy’ but ‘c’est la vie’.

The police did a great job of containing the demonstrators but some ‘crazy’ individuals thought that the police ‘cant hold us’ before trying to ‘get lucky’ by leaving the agreed route.

Police were quick to say ‘hey ya’ before making these protesters ‘come together’ with the main group.

Unite Against Fascism held a counter-demo in the city, with many thinking ‘I predict a riot’ and ‘it doesn’t matter if you’re black or white‘, so as you can ‘imagine’ there was a sense of ‘I’m glad you came’ among the EDL eager to ‘let’s get it on’.

Some supporters from both camps felt ‘I want to break free’ trying to get through ‘paradise’ forum but police did well ‘under pressure’ to ‘stop’ this and briefly detained some demonstrators that professed in their defence ‘it wasn’t me’.

In regards to ex-leader Tommy Robinson many just ‘cant get you out of my head’ with supporters ready to ‘twist and shout’ about his decision to leave. Hostility towards the founder was clear with many seeing him as ‘somebody I used to know.’

The EDL tried to cause an ‘earthquake’ and had a ‘good feeling’ about this demonstration. However, unlike the ‘waves’ of supporters at the last protest there was a much smaller presence of the EDL today – ‘hallelujah’!

Even though numbers were diminished there appears to be a few that ‘don’t stop believing’ with many stating that ‘I’m still standing.’

After a day of controversy, I think it’s fair to say that Risa was left feeling that  ‘I knew you were trouble when you walked in’.