Club photos of the week

It’s back: This week Club Photos has contorted faces, a flasher and some truly messed up eyes!


Another fine week of clubbing can only mean one thing: another week of people looking like tits.

But before we start this week’s collage of the clueless, here’s a picture of what Voldemort would look like if he had a nose:

Harry-fucking-who?

Twerking score 6/10

Twerking score 1/10

Here’s a dating tip:If you’re on the pull don’t wear a tee shirt of someone more handsome than you.

“Yeah, that’s pink eye alright”

Not sure what’s worse, the eyes or the paralytic ginger.

 

That guy probably has more teeth than the entire Ice Hockey team he supports

trying in vain to cover her friend’s modesty

Looks like Malfoy and Voldemort were out at the same club.

Guy at the front: “where the fuck am I?”

“Everyone link arms. Except you girl on the end”

The horror. The horror

No way that girl’s going home alone #Boss