How far would you go for a Fab ticket?

Fab tickets are always in demand, but £30 for a ticket? Some of us are just taking the piss.


Tickets for last night’s Fab were like gold dust, but it’s not the only occasion people charge extortionate prices for a ticket.

The few hours leading up to numerous Fab nights demonstrate just how desperate some UoB students are to be jam-packed into the Guild like animals and rubbed up against their sweaty peers.

Here are some of the more outrageous offers and pleas for Fab tickets:

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You’re a dick

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Appreciate the offer but these don't actually look all that appetising...

Appreciate the offer but these don’t actually look all that appetising

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#forthelads #fabbanter

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Surely no one is desperate enough…

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Nope. They are.

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Another dick

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A bit much, perhaps

Ah the voice of Fab-reason

Ah the voice of Fab-reason