Your Degree is Shit

BEN KENNEDY reveals why every single one of your degrees is shit, despite knowing absolutely nothing about most of them.


Archaeology: The only good things about it are Lara Croft and Jurassic Park and neither of those exist.

Economics: nobody actually knows what this is.

French: too French.

Music: students sit around all day writing guitar ballads about their feelings.

Physics: none of them wash and they all look like this.

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Politics: you get beaten if you’re not a Tory.

Psychology: You don’t actually learn how to hypnotise people. Bloody pointless.

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Philosophy: Paying to think about thinking, nice. Mystic Meg’s got it covered.

Maths: By the time you graduate, you’ll still be shitter than an Excel spreadsheet.

Nutrition: They all drink their own piss and believe in the healing power of crystals.

Business Management: Spend three years learning how to use a photocopier and a hole punch.

Healthcare Science: Get regularly kicked in the crotch by Medicine students.

Zoology: Rolf Harris.

Medicine: Too many anus inspections.

Geology: Highest suicide rate of any subject.

Computer Science: Students lose the ability to do anything unless it’s got a screen and a keyboard grafted onto it.

Sociology: Universally hated by the student populace (in a poll of over 27,000 people, 67% of them said they ‘hate’ sociology).

History of Art: Everyone talks like Princess Anne and drives a Bentley.

Golf Management: In the words of Luke Terry, “if you do Golf Course Management, nothing on Earth will be able to stress you in your blissful world of sunshine and butterflies.”

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Are any of these stereotypes fair? Anything you would add to this list? Leave a comment below and do let us know!