BNOC of the Year Group Two

Meet David. A close mate told The Tab, “The first thing you should know about David is he lifts.” Because of such, the phrase ‘bicep curls gets the girls’ is usually how he not only greets people, but also bids them farewell. Well, you’re not a true BNOC unless you think you are yourself, and his mate told us that he most certainly does.

This Big Bad BNOC got up to all sorts on the December Brumski trip, including sneaking into the store room of a bar on a night out, robbing a bottle of vodka and sharing it with random people on the dancefloor and having sex in the snow…Why? Because “he just doesn’t give a shit like that.”

His mate also told The Tab that he once soiled himself. “He’s kind of a big deal.”

Known as ‘The Jeneral’, she is both famous and notorious for her presence at Fab. We received numerous nominations for this BNOC. She is the “Protector, Enforcer, Regulator.” You have probably seen her comandeering her personal army of bouncers, and she has probably chucked out half the student population from Fab. A close pal told the Tab, “She has been known to make grown men and American footballers alike quiver as her voice booms through Fab. Cross at your own peril!”

He is, quite literally, a Big Name on Campus

He’s not far off 30 and he’s still living the student dream- like a modern day Peter Pan, this guy just doesn’t want to grow up! Tim is such a BNOC that he even had a guy to follow him around campus with a big yellow sign during his campaign. He narrowly missed out on becoming Guild Pres for 2013/14 and was also responsible for covering campus in a hue of yellow-vom. Never mind Tim, maybe try again next year.

Danger: Sharking Zone

Forget big name on campus- more like BIG BEECH ON CAMPUS! Whether he’s in the Med school or just Beeching around Selly, we hear that this cheeky cricket-loving dentist is always getting into all kinds of shenanigans. The ladies have a bit of a sweet tooth for Beech and he even has his own twitter following, ‘The Beech Diaries‘. See what all the fuss is about for yourselves:

Will is a second year geographer and has been nominated by a fellow course-mate who claims that “he is definitely a BNOC.” Koops has allegedly delivered a baby in Tanzania (Gap Yah), and is in the Navy- check out that uniform! You may have seen him pulling pints at Joe’s or, if you’re lucky, you might’ve even seen him Morris Dancing.

A last minute entry for Tab-lover Jonathan. Apparently this guy is “Big on the Lapsoc” scene. (Don’t worry, that’s the Geology society not the Lap Dancing society.) He’s so hip, even Seedy is too mainstream for him! You probably haven’t heard of Jonathan, but he does claim to be a bit of a lad. Although you may have missed the joke with this competition Jono, we’re backing you all the way!