Best Comments
The Tab brings together your best comments for an end of term special.
The TabIf Chat Roulette is a perverts’ playground, The Tab’s comment section has become a playpen for you lot to throw occasionally witty, but more often poorly spelt, worded and punctuated effusions, at each other.
Featuring an extreme pedant, political putdowns and cars with fingers, here’s our pick of the best:
The last chapter of UoB’s Waterstones
Weather warning: Brum to feel like -10C
Saving money, but still drinking
‘In one hour, four different card beeped and stuck their fingers up at us.’
‘Indiana’ Josh and the tweet of doom
Go Green Week: Old Joe gets an STI
Birmingham student police officer harassed ex-partner on social media over five months
Francesca EkePC Price committed gross conduct and would’ve been dismissed from the force had he not already resigned
Two men sentenced to life in prison for murder of Cody Fisher in Birmingham nightclub
Remy Gordon and Kami Carpenter were sentenced to 26 and 25 years respectively at Birmingham Crown Court today
A Brum student’s guide to staying friends with your first year flatmates throughout uni
Amelie PymYou could all be friends if you actually took the bins out for once
The ultimate guide to Uni of Birmingham study spots so you can finally get that diss done
Angel LawsonIf you voluntarily sit in Muirhead, get some therapy asap
I took one for the team and went to the Snobs closing party so you didn’t have to
Victoria HopeRip OG Snobs, you’re dearly missed
University of Birmingham to implement new mandatory uniform next academic year
Jennifer LangmanThis will make UoB the first UK university to have a uniform
These are Birmingham students’ official ins and outs for 2024
Isabella RicklowAccording to Kylie Jenner, 2024 is essentially the year of ‘realising things’
Here’s everything going on in Brum worth knowing about for St Patrick’s Day 2024
Meg WilliamsGet your best Irish jig on, St Paddy’s Day is nearly here
Five lies we were told as Brum freshers and why you shouldn’t believe them
From two silly freshers who believed the second years
Estella Gettins
Seven things only ‘LANS’ students can relate to at University of Birmingham
Natasha RachelNot to sound like a pick me, but LANS girls are *truly* not like the other girls
Beyond the books: Brum’s best extracurricular activities based on your degree
The hot girl walk around Aldi middle aisle is not hitting like it used to
I’m an international student in Birmingham, these are my five biggest culture shocks
Savannah GranthamMove to the UK they said, it will be fun they said
University of Birmingham called ‘ignorant’ after confusing Sikhs and Muslims in online post
Kylie ClarkeThe university has since apologised for its comment on an Instagram post
Boss of PRYZM blames students not going out as much for club closures
Bella FatherleyRekom has closed 17 venues across the country
Valentine’s who? We asked Birmingham students for their worst date blunders
In honour of the girls begging their situationship for a date
The ultimate student guide to a successful Galentine’s Day in Birmingham
Twenty twenty FOUR the girls
Birmingham Pryzm is closing down with ‘immediate effect’ after company went bust
The closure is due to effects from the cost of living crisis
Birmingham’s brand new University Railway Station building is now open to the public
After three years of construction the new University station is open for passengers
Everything Jack O’Connell has been up to since breaking all our hearts as Cook in Skins
Rebecca MurphyHe’s now starring in the new Amy Winehouse biopic Back To Black
From absolute legends to losers, the definitive ranking of Coachella’s biggest headliners
Aaron EdwardsThere’s been the best of shows, there’s been the worst of shows
Emily Smith
Tori has finally spilled what her friendship status is now with the other MAFS Australia girls
Harrison Brocklehurst‘What those girls did to me was not friendship’
Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
The psychic medium said that producers ‘pushed on a relationship topic that she didn’t want to go into’
MAFS Australia bride says groom broke up with her ‘out of the blue’ and won’t reply to her
‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
The title literally spells out KIM!!
All the savage Matty Healy lyrics Taylor Swift sings on The Tortured Poets Department
‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin