Be careful who you sleep with

Sexual health report ranks Brum tenth out of Russell Group unis for sexual health. That’s decidedly middle-of-the-road.

Careful who you sleep with!

That’s the message from a sexual health survey that ranks Birmingham joint-tenth out of Russell Group unis.

Cleverly aping the uni grading system, the report gives Birmingham a 2:1 for the sexual health of its students.

That means you could be playing Russian Roulette with your bits if you go home for a bit of fun with a randomer. There’s a chance your partner will be clean, but they could be ridden with disease. Not pleasant.

The report by online doctor, Dr Ed, ranked Brum alongside Newcastle and Liverpool for measures such as campus-based access to contraception and testing.

We get an A for tests on campus, but a lowly E for ease-of-access to sexual health information.