Paddy’s chimney-poo culprit has been expelled from QUB

A Queen’s fresher has been excluded from QUB after being identified as the Holylands chimney pooper.

The university’s no tolerance policy to disturbance on Saint Patrick’s Day has been put into action after the poo-feind’s identity was revealed to uni authorities and he was promptly expelled.

The student, who has now been identified as fresher Sean McClosky, was recognised by a member of staff who immediately informed the police. The Queen’s staff member, who does not wish to be named, reportedly described McClosky’s act as “vile”, adding that she was shocked and that this was a poor representation of the university.

He was on top of the world but now he’s shit out of luck

The Tyrone native was dismissed from his course at Queen’s University after the disciplinary office deemed his actions unacceptable and he has since been cautioned by the police.

The university are in the process of identifying other chaos causers from the Holylands celebrations a fortnight ago and intend to expel anyone involved in disturbances on the big day.

Holylands regular, Padraig MacCionnaith told The Tab: “I’m honestly in shock that they’ve expelled him. I can sense he won’t be the last this week as I’ve heard of a few people being called into the disciplinary office. I doubt this is the end of it.”

We have contacted Sean for comment.