Mortified student caught watching porn in the McClay

What a wanker


Students studying in the McClay library were subjected to graphic noises after an unlucky library-goer accidentally shared what he was watching with the second floor.

According to witnesses, the student’s headphones came out of his laptop and the video’s audio began blasting. It happened at 4:30pm yesterday.

Scene of the crime

English third year and traumatised McClay-goer, Colm Smyth told The Tab: “I was sitting there typing up notes when I heard this really fake, graphic scream that went on for maybe five seconds and the second floor just sort of collectively popped their heads up in shock. Two girls looked up and went “what the fuck” and someone broke out laughing. He just packed up and legged it.

“Mortified wouldn’t be the word. He’s probably moving to Jordanstown to study a new course now.”