Holylands bachelor of the week: Owen Collins

He achieves a minimum of two shifts a night


“I’ve been told I’m a smooth operator, best known for exploits both on the field and in bedroom.” This was the opening statement from Owen Collins, a man on the hunt.

The big man himself

Settled into the second year of his Building Surveying degree at Ulster University Jordanstown, Owen knows what he wants and how to get it – especially when the spiritual words of guidance from his close friends are spoken: “The Hatfield”.

The smooth talking County Down lad now resides in the Holylands. When we met Owen he invited us in, took coats and made cups of tea, a gentleman at his true best. He sat with confidence, character and a cheeky smile as we discussed the many encounters to date.

What type of woman is Owen on the lookout for? Without second thought the brave man replied: “I’m looking for any Milly that will touch my willy basically.”

The Holylands man added: “I jokes. I am easy going and care free when it comes to the type of girl I’m after.

“Everyone does have dreams of a stunning girl with a nice rack and an ass that you have to stand back and take a minute to appreciate, but I’m after whatever comes to me and if they have them features that is a bonus.”

Owen and the lads

Owen’s Holylands accommodation is a true home. He showed us his boudoir or as Owen prefers, his “factory of love making”. His pad was a typical traditional Bachelor pad, clothes lay across the floor and the bed was unmade, but the one item that set the room off was the Lava Lamp of which Owen pointed out as “the mood setting device”.

He also showed off his guitar saying that: “I like to walk around the house naked when we have visitors for pre-drinks, sing a couple of songs with my guitar which I use for cover until I get one of the girls to twang my G string.”

Looking for the other half of his duet

Confidence, smooth talking words and striking appearance keep Owen on his toes as he develops the key areas that women want in a guy. He takes great pride in his appearance as he tells of his daily routine which he follows to ensure he is always on point.

“This would be my typical day in the ‘Lands. Rise at around 12 o’clock after missing class, press 29, fry, hit the gym for chest/arm pump before hitting impulse tanning for a 6 minute holiday then throw some shapes at The Fly night club where I would at minimum achieve two shifts.”

Still fit

A motivated and dedicated lad, Owen knows that being a successful bachelor does not come easy – it is an art form to be mastered. He never uses the cheesy chat up lines and is repulsed by the idea of men who say “are you feeling well… cause you’re looking well”.

Instead Owen prefers to boogie on the dance floor, curt and if you’re good enough – go buy drinks. A true classy man.

Owen wooing the ladies

Loving the Bachelor lifestyle, Owen tells a cautionary tale of his friend, Conor Smith, saying: “Conor is my best buddy but recently he was taken to the dark side being tied down to only one woman. This comes as a shock to society and our house.”

Although sensitive Owen adds: “Even though he is now committed and taken to the other side and I do like keeping my options open, I would like to meet the right lady to tame me in more ways than one.”

So ladies, lookout for Owen next time you are out at The Fly, Bot or Hatfield. You may be blown away by this man’s capabilities on the dance floor and might even be lucky enough to go to the bar and have a drink bought for you.

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