Tinderella seeks Tinderfella

Tinder gives its users two options after they have suitably sized up their potential match based on their looks and short bio, Either to swipe left and say no or swipe right and possibly stumble upon true love.

So far I have had no such luck in finding love but have had other advancements thrown my way which aren’t for the faint hearted…

I have always dreamed of being propositioned like this, yes please Chris!

Followed by sex crazed Chris, who I’d hedge a fair bet doesn’t get much action at all, is Mark who’s bio was eye catching to say the least-

Bit full on mate

Don’t fret though not everyone is dying to jump into bed (or swap snapchats or numbers or pigeon carriers), others have a more pure heart or at least in the beginning they do. Or they could be called a desperate loser who is actually looking for a girlfriend on an app. Hit the pub lads.

Nobody wants to be alone on Valentines day, do they?

Other boys are just gullible. Love maybe is truly blind?

Yep, the south of Ireland has just never appealed to me…

Others try their hand at the chat up lines of the years gone by, and others invent their own original, if not strange, chat up lines.

The Classic

Seeing how brave some boys were I thought I would try my hand at a chat up line which was met with a much duller response than expected. I wanted a reply full of passion but instead I got a sensitive Sally.

You’re welcome

And then the moment when I think I found the one, he replied with the next line of the song like only my true love could. Later the prick had blocked me but it was ok cause I’m not ready to be step mom to the kids in his profile picture.

Everyone loves Bonnie

And that is the moral of Tinder ladies and gentlemen, it’s full of mentalists and if you aren’t careful you become one too and take offence when “the One” blocks you.

Fair is fair