With Take Me Out now finished, we need some new witty one-liners that don’t come from Paddy McGuinness. As much as girls say chat up lines are cheesy and are never going to work, we all love to have a good laugh at them!

And what’s better than cheesy chat-up lines? Cheesy chat-up lines that are specific to your degree! Because who doesn’t want to think of their impending exams when they’re trying to pull, right?

Having scavenged both the internet and the local nerds, here is a collection of ideas for us lonely students to try. Who ever said flowers and chocolates were the way to a girl’s heart clearly hadn’t checked out these bad boys!

Best chat up line on the finale came from Zoe – I’m looking for a man to take my cravings away and you look sweet enough for me! (cute or cringe?!)

School of Computer Science

Whether they’re gamers, programmers or future hackers, these nerds are going to be earning some serious money in a few years’ time but until they can pull based only on the girth of their wallet, these might just have to do.

1. You look like you’d excel between the spreadsheets
2. You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive
3. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
4. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime
5. Hi, I’m the real Mark Zuckerberg

School of Chemistry

Chemists sure know how to manipulate relationships between two elements but how about adding a bit of wordy biology into the mixture and create some sort of sexual reaction!

1. I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you
2. Let’s get together, you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
3. Did you just combust? Because you’re hot.
4. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation
5. Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyse this reaction?

Nice lab coat, but it would look better on my bedroom floor

School of Maths

Numbers is the language of love for these students but it’s about time they explored sexual encounters beyond spelling BOOBIES on their calculator. Maths student + chat up line = one lucky lad or lady– their clothes.

1. What do you say we go back to my room and do some maths: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply
2. I less than three you (I <3 you)
3. Baby, let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves
4. I heard you’re good at algebra – could you replace my X without asking Y? (I predict this will not work, but still worth a try!)
5. You know… it’s not the length of the vector that counts – it’s how you apply the force

School of History

They say studying the past can prepare you for the future, but maybe these students have spent too much time evaluating how Hitler got a wife yet they’re still single. Maybe these will help you get a girl who will reply, ‘be mein’.

1. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves
2. Woah, you are hotter than London in 1666
3. Just like Russia’s Revolution in 1917, I feel a huge uprising in my lower class
4. Want to know why they call me the Titanic? Because when I go down, the ladies always get off first
5. I have been sent on a crusade to conquer your heart

Yes, this was posted to my own Facebook.

School of English

So many chat up lines for English students assume they have read all the books – when in fact English students can testify that they have not (unless Wikipedia counts). How about trying these and hoping you and that lucky someone can recreate the scenes from 50 Shades of Grey?

1. If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call the FINE print
2. I don’t have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?
3. Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious!
4. Open your Gryffindor and I’ll Slytherin and make you Hufflepuff!
5. You are like a dictionary, you put meaning into my life

And for most students who are having to resort to chat up lines, this is probably the most appropriate for you – ‘my tutor says I am on course for first. You could be my first’.

Think you can do better? Leave us a comment with your own cheesy course-specific chat up lines, or tweet us them @TheTabBelfast