QUB student flat ‘Friends’
Part One of a look into the weird and wonderful things lying around our houses and how they became an honorary flatmate.
Sarah ByrneFrom Fitzroy to Fitzwilliam and Elms to Eglantine, we have scoured student houses for your maddest mascots and your funniest ‘friends’. Whether they’ve been picked up on a night out, left behind by the previous resident, or you seriously can’t even remember how it even came to be in your house… we want to hear it’s story!
Mrs Kordiyat – Beechlands (Bitchlands)
This rather scary portrait of an unknown Indian woman, which the boys named ‘Mrs Kordiyat’, was left in one of the flatmate’s first student house in Edinburgh Street. She has since moved to Ashley Avenue and now Beechlands, on the Malone Road.
Features such as horns, facial hair and a black tooth have been added over time.
I know from first hand experience that she is a judgmental bastard who stares in to your soul as you sit nursing the hangover from hell. Watching, waiting, for you to boke your ring.
Judgy Mrs Kordiyat’s nemesis is definitely the dildo that comes out at parties, thoughtfully named Angela Landsbury.
Angela Landsbury in the flesh.
Mickey – Oak 5, Elms Village.
The most valued member of Oak 5, Mickey, really is living the student life. Don’t enter in to a game of poker with him if you want to keep your student loan.
The REAL hustle.
He’ll take your money, ‘frape’ your Facebook then steal the coveted task of putting the star on the Christmas tree. Although, this dictator has a soft side, helping ease the pain of hangovers throughout the flat by making cups of tea and offering healing hugs.
Hangover helper in action.
From the weird, and then the cute…we now arrive at the downright freaky.
Chickquenguin – Ashley Avenue
Meet ‘Chickquenguin’ of Ashley Avenue. Yes, it’s a chicken ornament with a promotional Coca-Cola penguin puppet on top to you and me but to these lads, it’s their God.
Half bird, half mammal, all evil.
When drunk the lads of this Ashley Avenue abode genuinely convinced themselves for a while that it was a god. The object of house parties then descended in to attempts of conversion – denouncing their religion and submitting to the all-powerful Chickquenguin.
The hilarious dangers of student drinking, ladies and gentleman.
Send in your entries to The Tab Belfast Facebook Page or email [email protected] and your house could be featured in the second installment!
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