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Aberdeen hero gets Tab logo tattooed on his bum

He doesn’t even write for us

University to refund law graduates if they don’t get a job

As if they don’t have it good enough

‘Coke and hookers’ Lord Sewel is ex-Aberdeen Vice-Principal and honorary grad

He became a Doctor of Laws in 2008

Underground sends hilarious fake STI results text to promote club night

‘Someone you have had sex with has been diagnosed with an STI’

Bearded warriors: These men are fighting for masculinity everywhere

Turns out the hipsters are just following a genetic trend

Online Travel Maps are such a waste of your time

And they’re a bigger waste of mine

Being a shot girl isn’t easy

‘Customers often offer us a kiss for a free shot’