Aberdeen’s most eligible bachelorette 2019: Heat one

Single ladies, let me hear ya


So you’ve had some time to peep our peep the bachelor nominees but the fitties don’t stop there. Now we’re here to serve you a sizzling round of bachelorettes – get ya vote on.

Eliza Thompson, second year Business and Politics

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Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in three words?

Well-dressed, funny, tall.

What makes this person so eligible?

She’s one in a milly: Funny, feisty, fierce.

Best chat up line?

Are you from Tennessee? Cos you’re the only ten I see.

Best story from single life?

She’s been converted to the hoe life on her semester abroad.

Perfect date?

Bobbin then beach.

Maana Lindqvist, fourth year IR

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Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in three words?

Two strong arms.

What makes this person so eligible?

Crazy never seemed quite so sane.

Best chat up line?

Apart from being sexy what do you do for a living?

Best story from single life?

Slept with her ex-flatmate’s best mate.

Perfect date?

Anything that doesn’t involve coffee! (Works in a coffee shop): A bottle of wine, two glasses and a walk around the city.

Maedbh Smyth, Fourth Year, Physiotherapy

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Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in three words?

Beard, dark hair.

What makes this person so eligible?

Not got the clap. Irish so has a much sought after European passport. Lovely Irish accent, luscious ginger locks, bronzed goddess.

Best chat up line?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants.

Best story from single life?

When she broke her foot she had to wear a moon boot, putting stickers all over it when going out to “jazz it up”. After a night with a guy she was putting the boot back on and the guy says: “Omg you can take that off? I thought you were disabled.” He was a health professions student.

Perfect date?

Shagging.

Elle Maria Caroline Anderson, second year Sociology

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Describe the nominee’s ideal partner in three words?

Fit, fun and freaky.

What makes this person so eligible?

Can make an orgasmic burrito bowl.

Best chat up line?

The cheesier the better: “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?”

Best story from single life?

Picking someone up outside of McDonalds.

Perfect date?

Race car driving.