Aberdeen nightlife according to online reviews

There’s a lot of small, angry bouncers it seems

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So, you're trying out a new bar on a Thursday night and want to get the scoop on what it's really like. Everything seems lovely from the photos but you find your eyes wandering. Reviews. Oh ho, here is the JUICE you came for! Amongst complaints of long wait times and overpriced cocktails, lives some belters. I've dived into the depths and pulled out some gold. Any guesses where's where?

Tolkien called, he wants his hobbit back

When you don't always have a toothbrush to hand

Oh dear

You should always call your wife pretty

Us students sure do love a sticky floor x

Thats a good bar-pun Mr. Reviewer

Excuse you

Bev Connoisseur

One of those nights, eh

Another?!

Someone who spends loads of time in the loo

Conclusively, nightlife in aberdeen is merely enhanced with rank toilets, little bouncers, questionable barstaff and a whole load of angry customers and clubbers!