Free festive bakes at Greggs in Aberdeen today

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Greggs at 55 Union Street is giving out their new line of 'festive bakes' COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE TODAY.

The new festive bake is filled with everything Christmassy you could ever want, chicken breast, bacon, sage and cranberry sauce and that all important stuffing, wrapped in a blanket of the classic pastry we all know and love.

There are only limited free pasteries available until stocks run out, so get there faster than as soon as you can. The festive bakes will officially go on sale for £1.50 each tomorrow.

This offer is taking place today and only today, so drop everything you are doing, literally just get up and leave class, the library can wait, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity that you do not want to miss for mere education.

If you were at Skite last night this is going to be the ultimate hangover cure, you can thank us later.