Clubbers of the week

Welcome back


It’s been a good few weeks back, and here’s the photos to prove it:

Best The Weeknd impression

I can’t feel my face when I’m with you

Best Impression of David Cameron

Most shocked clubber

She’s seen what’s behind the sign

Best doorstop

Hold the door

Most innocent clubber

Runner up

Best two-heads-one-body impression

We can’t tell where one starts and the other ends

Stay safe kids

Most sensual pose 

aaaaeeeh baby

Runner up 

lady in red

Best contour

Dem cheekbones

Most regrettable decision

Best shoes

What happens in Underground, stays in Underground. Except when the Tab finds it.

Most gorgeous fairy girls

Tell us your secrets

Most bizarre costumes

Silent scream for help

Happiest girl in the crowd

THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MA LIIFE

Most artsy shot

You can buy prints online for only £25.99

Most dedicated Pokemon trainer

Gotta catch that Wartortle

A week after Freshers’ when someone mentions Garage

Best gangly gang

all the limbs

Most beautiful clubbers

The most dramatic love story

So: guy with black t-shirt wants her, she likes the guy in red, he is on Tinder with guy in blue shirt

Best photobomb compilation

Best picture

It says it all

By Mairi Young and Julia Loftus