Clubbers of the week
Take me back
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
This may refer to St Paddy’s, but it’s appropriate for every night in Underground. And here’s the proof Aberdeen…
Shortest clubber
Most dramatic club picture
Most discrete bra
Best brows
Runner-up
Creepiest stare
Runner-up
Most classic Exodus shot
Sexiest couple
Most intense discussion
Weirdest couple photo
Runner-up
Luckiest guy in the room
Most awkward photo
Most miserable clubber
Best paedo moustache
Best demonstration of hair routine
Best Elvis impression
Weirdest hand gestures
Runner-up
Best police chase