Clubbers of the week

Take me back


Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?

A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

This may refer to St Paddy’s, but it’s appropriate for every night in Underground. And here’s the proof Aberdeen…

Shortest clubber

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Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

Most dramatic club picture

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It’s like a Renaissance painting

Most discrete bra

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If you’ve got it – flaunt it!

Best brows

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We don’t know what to say

Runner-up

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Creepiest stare

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“I see you gurl”

Runner-up 

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“I’ve seen it all”

Most classic Exodus shot

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It wouldn’t be Exo without a conga line

Sexiest couple

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The luck of the Irish is on his side

Most intense discussion

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“Guys do you want to hear a secret?” Girl in black: “Oh hell no!”

Weirdest couple photo

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Runner-up

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“It ain’t chu, I just need a new boo”

Luckiest guy in the room

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It’s ladies’ night and the feeling’s right

Most awkward photo

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Take it all in

Most miserable clubber

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It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to

Best paedo moustache

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The suits don’t help

Best demonstration of hair routine 

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“..and then I rub it in, and then I use the conditioner, and then…”

Best Elvis impression 

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It’s uncanny

Weirdest hand gestures 

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Um?

Runner-up

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DJ Phat BeatZ in da hoouse!

Best police chase

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Just another day at the office