Singles of the Week

Yesterday most of us spend battering our hearts and drowning our sorrows because we are so lonely.

It’s that time of the year again – where you feel your single-ness more than ever. Let’s end the solo march of these guys, and maybe you’ll be the one to steal their hearts.

Fiamma

Masters in Petroleum geology 

Sugar daddy or Toy boy?

Toy boy of course.

Do you have any romantically rose-petaled plans for Valentine’s day or will it be PJs, pizza and PornHub?

PJs and carbonara.

Perfect date?

A guy bringing me to somewhere special, even a café or a nice park but somewhere special to him and a guy who can actually speak to you and keep you interested and ask you nice questions and so on.

Will there be any desperate right-swiping on V-day?

No, no it’s just desperate right-swiping all the time.

What celebrity would you leave your future partner for?

I have some options but I think – wait Hayden Christensen. Hayden Christensen.

Seb

2nd year, Music

Cougar or young stuff?

Young Stuff.

How big do you think your chances are that you’ll meet the love of your life on V-day?

Not likely.

Do you have any romantically rose-petaled plans for Valentine’s day or will it be PJs, pizza and PornHub?

More like PJs, pizza and Netflix.

How deep is your love?

It lights the ocean.

Will you be loving Valentine’s as much as Kanye loves Kanye?

I don’t think it’s possible.

What celebrity would you leave your future partner for?

Elsa Pataky (Chris Hemsworth’s wife).

Alex

2nd year, IR and Management 

How big do you think your chances are that you’ll meet the love of your life on Valentine’s?

One per cent.

Perfect date?

I would cook her a fantastic meal to show off my mad skills.

 Sexiest place on campus?

King’s Lawn.

 Will you be loving Valentine’s as much as Kanye loves Kanye?

I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to love anything as much as Kanye loves Kanye.

 What celebrity would you leave your future partner for?

Olivia Munn but I wouldn’t leave my partner.

 If men are from Mars and women from Venus, do you identify with Pluto?

I’d identify with the sun. I am the bringer of light.

TJ

2nd year, Economics and Finance

Cougar or young stuff?

Young Stuff.

How big do you think your chances are that you’ll meet the love of your life on V-day?

The same chances as Ted Mosby.

Do you have any romantically rose-petaled plans for Valentine’s day or will it be PJs, pizza and PornHub?

PJ’s Pizza and Brazzers (its more HD).

Perfect date?

Fly the girl to India and proclaim myself as slumdog millionare.

Sexiest place on campus?

Wherever there is free wifi.

If men are from Mars and women from Venus, do you identify with Pluto?

Yes because I am out of this world.

Anna

2nd year, Music 

Sugar daddy or Toy boy?

Both, I don’t discriminate.

How big do you think your chances are that you’ll meet the love of your life on V-day?

Yes.

Perfect date?

Rainbow hunting and if you recite poetry for 30+ minutes you could be kissing my fruit-punch lips in the bright sunshine.

How deep is your love?

Do you wanna find out?

Is Justin too late to say sorry?

Justin can go fuck himself.

What celebrity would you leave your future partner for?

Tilda Swinton.

What’s your pet name?

Daddy calls me L’Oréal because I’m worth it.

These singles are looking for love – if you think you could be their perfect match then get in touch before they drown their troubles in Underground tonight. Contact The Tab Aberdeen on Facebook and we’ll sort you out.