Clubbers of the week: Essay hell edition

You keep going out, and we’ll keep publishing it

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Sifting through your best shots is our favourite.

It’s a great form of procrastination: your clubbing game was on point again.

Here’s a few of our favs.

Happiest clubber

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Surely there’s a meme here

Most discrete clubber

Is he checking his armpits, or is there strange smell?

Is he checking his armpits, or is there strange smell?

Trippiest clubbers

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Cutest couple

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And they call it puppy love

Most motherly clubber

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Email [email protected] if you want to talk about going to the club with your mam

Lothario of the week

Dem swans

Dem swans

Crew of the week

Aberdonian Inbetweeners

Best photo story

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Here we go…

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Down the hatch

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‘Retching sounds’

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Party

Most carefree clubbers

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Oink oink

Best action shot

"He said he was a skater boy, she said see you later boy"

‘He said he was a skater boy, she said see you later boy’

Best eighties porn star mustache

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Does your plumbing need fixed?

Best attempted photobomber of the week

Nice try mate, she didn't even want a photo though

Nice try mate, she didn’t even want a photo though

Most accommodating club staff

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Yee ha

Best of the rest

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Definitely not in the oil business

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He owns this dance floor

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Guy on the right looking a bit lost