
Clubbers of the Week
Dreading this?
Another week of too many nights out and drunken shenanigans that you probably don’t remember, so here’s the highs and lows!
Best Beards

beard swag
Cutest Bromance

so romantic
Best Hair
Greatest Lad Shot

lads lads lads
Best Themed Night Out

You can’t even see them what’re you talking about
Biggest Eyes

she’ll look into your soul
Most Chilly

the free cloakroom is just unnecessary
Creepiest Clubber

what even
Most Drunk

too many VKs
Least Excited

she is literally yawning
Most similar looking

triplets?
Saddest Clubber

look at that puppy face
Most Hardcore DJ

he gives 0 fucks
Least Amused

paparazzi are dicks
Best Club Shot

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

What Aberdeen students need to know about the new lockdown changes
Here are the changes AU is putting in place for the start of term.

‘There is a genocide going on’: Aberdeen students protest against SARS
Students stand against the suffering and brutality in Nigeria

There are 82 Covid cases at Aberdeen Uni, and “a number” are linked to The Bobbin
Health experts claim some of the students had been to The Bobbin

17 per cent capacity and reduced opening times among new AU library restrictions
Prepare for a term of studying at home, the SDR only lets in 170 students!

Aberdeen students have tested positive for coronavirus at Hillhead Student Village
All residents of Wavell House are being asked to self-isolate

Pubs are closing again in Aberdeen as lockdown restrictions reimposed
The measures will last for at least seven days

‘I’ll take a different route next time’: Aberdeen student cycles to Athens
After 40 days, 4000km, wild animals, and inedible food all because of Covid

Tributes paid to Aberdeen student after body found in search
He was described as ‘talented’ and ‘wonderful’

AUSA rejects affiliation application from BAME Law Society
The group believe it can provide a service that is not available on campus

Online tests and one-way systems: How Aberdeen University is preparing for next semester
What are the responses to Aberdeen university’s new ‘blended learning’ approach to teaching.

‘Open and ready to return’: Aberdeen University announces plans for next semester
The university will be using a ‘blended learning’ approach

Aberdeen University exams to go ahead despite no-detriment policy
The university released details of their no detriment policy via an email to students.

Freshers’ Week 2020 postponed at University of Aberdeen
The move will allow preparations for online learning to be made

Desperate law students fined £1,000 for breaking into SDR to steal textbooks
Desperate times call for desperate measures!

COVID-19 has robbed final years of the time of their lives. We’re allowed to be upset
We had months left with our friends, but that time was snatched away

Aberdeen Uni suspends all face to face teaching because of coronavirus
All lectures will be moved online from 6PM

Here’s everything we know about Aberdeen Uni’s response to coronavirus
Plans for exams are still unclear

‘Doing 12-hour shifts for free is inhumane’: Student nurses on why they deserve to be paid
‘I was so overwhelmed, they offered me a session with a psychologist’

These are the degree subjects with the most guys and the most girls
It will come as a shock to nobody to discover engineering is a complete sausage fest

‘I’m healthy in every sense of the word’: Young men on living life as HIV positive
‘I get more DMs than ever now’

How well do you actually remember season one and two of You? Take this quiz to find out
Joe Goldberg will forever live rent free in my head

Dear influencers: Stop using ‘be kind’ as an excuse to be a dick in the pandemic
Your photoshoot is not essential work, stay at home and be kind to the NHS

Why is everyone suddenly giving themselves eye bags on TikTok to look tired?
‘My insecurity is now a trend’

QUIZ: Tell us your 2010s online habits and we’ll guess what degree you study
We know you edited your Facebook profile pictures on CamWow

Celebs Go Dating exes: Here are the ex-partners of this year’s celebrities
Wayne Lineker has four kids

Prove you really love Bridgerton by getting full marks in this trivia quiz
This is your time to SHINE

Here are all the It’s A Sin characters who are based on real life people
The real Jill is actually in the series!

No detriment policies meant a record number of students got firsts in 2020, says OfS
Your dad’s going to read this and spend three days talking about how easy uni is these days

‘Practice, practice!’: Michelle Visage offers her advice to aspiring young drag queens
‘Remember we are an empowered family’

Netflix has confirmed that Too Hot To Handle season two is coming!
This is the news I needed to hear today

I’m finally going to say it: Bridgerton actually sucks
This series is monumentally cringe and awful and I just DO NOT GET the hype

365 Days director is creating a new series which is going to be just as steamy
It’s based in a BDSM club in LA

The most iconic British reality TV moments which we have no choice but to quote every day
Cue Zara McDermott: ‘YOU CAAAAAAN’

‘It angered me’: Nurse shares what life was like on the wards during the 80s AIDS crisis
‘There was a lot of homophobia. In the papers, everywhere’

These 37 memes about Bling Empire are so good they have a net worth of billions
Never before have I felt so poor