Clubbers of the week
It’s that dreaded time of the week again
Matthew MooreYou partied. We watched. And gave out some non-refundable witty awards.
Best dressed in a club
Did they stand like that purposefully?
Most likely hiding from the paparazzi
‘Please no picture’
Shitest shirts of the week
All the 60-year-old white men on holiday called, they want their shirts back
Hottest ginger
You can suck my sole any time
Most KO’d dancer
shawty got low
Longest girl chain
Champagne?
Most likely to be in a heavy metal band
hardcore
Best John Travolta and Scarlett Johansson at the Oscars impression
Creepy
Best third wheel brave face effort
Passionate kiss though
Most likely wanting to be somewhere else right now
yeah we would want to be somewhere else too
Best dance off
‘And we start with the silverback gorilla stance’
Best eyeball lick
romantic
Most wind swept clubber
True Aberdeen life
Wildest pub crawl
Those arms though
Most likeliest to have been dragged out by her flatmates
#Celfie
Family of Aberdeen student launches legal bid to sue her ex-boyfriend over her death
Francesca EkeEmily Drouet took her own life in 2016 after a campaign of abuse
Over 10,000 Scottish students denied university accommodation each year
Ollie Lewis‘There must be no repeat of the chaotic scenes that we saw in the autumn’
What Aberdeen students need to know about the new lockdown changes
Holly FergusonHere are the changes AU is putting in place for the start of term.
‘There is a genocide going on’: Aberdeen students protest against SARS
Students stand against the suffering and brutality in Nigeria
Eva Agerbaek
There are 82 Covid cases at Aberdeen Uni, and “a number” are linked to The Bobbin
Health experts claim some of the students had been to The Bobbin
17 per cent capacity and reduced opening times among new AU library restrictions
Prepare for a term of studying at home, the SDR only lets in 170 students!
Aberdeen students have tested positive for coronavirus at Hillhead Student Village
Izzy SchifanoAll residents of Wavell House are being asked to self-isolate
Pubs are closing again in Aberdeen as lockdown restrictions reimposed
The measures will last for at least seven days
‘I’ll take a different route next time’: Aberdeen student cycles to Athens
After 40 days, 4000km, wild animals, and inedible food all because of Covid
Tributes paid to Aberdeen student after body found in search
Tom HaynesHe was described as ‘talented’ and ‘wonderful’
AUSA rejects affiliation application from BAME Law Society
Eilidh HunterThe group believe it can provide a service that is not available on campus
Online tests and one-way systems: How Aberdeen University is preparing for next semester
Elsa PapaWhat are the responses to Aberdeen university’s new ‘blended learning’ approach to teaching.
‘Open and ready to return’: Aberdeen University announces plans for next semester
Rachele FletcherThe university will be using a ‘blended learning’ approach
Aberdeen University exams to go ahead despite no-detriment policy
Miguel ObsinesThe university released details of their no detriment policy via an email to students.
Freshers’ Week 2020 postponed at University of Aberdeen
The move will allow preparations for online learning to be made
Desperate law students fined £1,000 for breaking into SDR to steal textbooks
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
COVID-19 has robbed final years of the time of their lives. We’re allowed to be upset
Lauren RobertsonWe had months left with our friends, but that time was snatched away
Everything Jack O’Connell has been up to since breaking all our hearts as Cook in Skins
Rebecca MurphyHe’s now starring in the new Amy Winehouse biopic Back To Black
From absolute legends to losers, the definitive ranking of Coachella’s biggest headliners
Aaron EdwardsThere’s been the best of shows, there’s been the worst of shows
Emily Smith
Tori has finally spilled what her friendship status is now with the other MAFS Australia girls
Harrison Brocklehurst‘What those girls did to me was not friendship’
Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
The psychic medium said that producers ‘pushed on a relationship topic that she didn’t want to go into’
MAFS Australia bride says groom broke up with her ‘out of the blue’ and won’t reply to her
‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
The title literally spells out KIM!!
All the savage Matty Healy lyrics Taylor Swift sings on The Tortured Poets Department
‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin