Clubbers of the week
It’s that time of week again…
Jesse HarteThe post Valentine’s lull seems to have calmed us all. But that doesn’t mean we’re short of the regular VK fuelled antics.
And it didn’t stop the photographers from capturing your best moments either.
Most mysterious clubber
What secrets lie behind that hand?
Creepiest photobomb
I mean come on, why would you do that to us?
Best time travellers
This one is a draw…
The guy in the middle fell straight out of an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Groovy chicks in the place they belong
Loneliest clubbers
It’s so empty no wonder they look so sad
Most athletic clubbers
And here I am struggling to touch my toes. Which is where I dropped my chocolate…
Explorer of the week
Where’s the map?
Most social clubber
Obviously tweeting about how much of a good time she’s having
Cutest couple
So photogenic
Most dramatic music video still
Dropping some sick beats for his homies, clearly
Most colourful clubbers
They got hit by a dye factory on their way in
Best fancy dress
I don’t know what the theme is, but I like it
Best beauty
But she’s sleeping
Oldest clubbers
Tickle tickle
Best eyes
Dem deep pools
Happiest couple
Oh this is the night, such a beautiful night, and they call it….Carwash Tuesday
Worst third wheel
Do you think she noticed?
Saddest clubber
Did someone step on his foot?
Strangest expression
Constipated or shocked?
The Tab
Pubs are closing again in Aberdeen as lockdown restrictions reimposed
Izzy SchifanoThe measures will last for at least seven days
‘I’ll take a different route next time’: Aberdeen student cycles to Athens
Eva AgerbaekAfter 40 days, 4000km, wild animals, and inedible food all because of Covid
Tributes paid to Aberdeen student after body found in search
Tom HaynesHe was described as ‘talented’ and ‘wonderful’
AUSA rejects affiliation application from BAME Law Society
Eilidh HunterThe group believe it can provide a service that is not available on campus
Online tests and one-way systems: How Aberdeen University is preparing for next semester
Elsa PapaWhat are the responses to Aberdeen university’s new ‘blended learning’ approach to teaching.
‘Open and ready to return’: Aberdeen University announces plans for next semester
Rachele FletcherThe university will be using a ‘blended learning’ approach
Aberdeen University exams to go ahead despite no-detriment policy
Miguel ObsinesThe university released details of their no detriment policy via an email to students.
Freshers’ Week 2020 postponed at University of Aberdeen
The move will allow preparations for online learning to be made
Desperate law students fined £1,000 for breaking into SDR to steal textbooks
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
COVID-19 has robbed final years of the time of their lives. We’re allowed to be upset
Lauren RobertsonWe had months left with our friends, but that time was snatched away
Aberdeen Uni suspends all face to face teaching because of coronavirus
Natalia Barbour-FuentesAll lectures will be moved online from 6PM
Here’s everything we know about Aberdeen Uni’s response to coronavirus
Plans for exams are still unclear
Popular Aberdeen music venue to close due to coronavirus fears
Krakatoa is to close its doors for the next few months
SDR full? Here are the best spots to sit in-between lectures
Samira RaunerThere’s more to life than the library and its hole
Jamie from winter Love Island is coming to Aberdeen next week
If this isn’t a reason to go to Nox, I don’t know what is
You are not ready for how stunning Aberdeen’s best dressed on campus are
This week’s fashion icons will almost make you forget that you live in Aberdeen.
Lynsey Boag
‘If Higher Education is to survive, it has to change’: AU lecturers on why they’re striking
We spoke to those at the picket line
31 things you only know if you’ve lived with a Tory at uni
No.7: They will forever insist they’re not a Tory
PSA: Poland just re-elected a deeply homophobic president who wants to persecute gays
Kyle Russell FrazerHe has advocated ‘anti-LGBT’ zones
‘My uni cancelled my offer because of COVID and I had to get a job instead’
Greg BarradaleUnis are cancelling students’ courses because of the pandemic
Gordon Ramsay is roasting people for their cooking and it’s as savage as you’d expect
Jake Loader‘That looks like my Grandad’s colostomy bag’ is a personal fav
Lydia Venn
Ranked: These are the TikTok stars making millions of dollars every year
Harry AinsworthAddison Rae is a multimillionaire 🙃
Single use masks are now a bigger polluter than single use plastic, campaigners warn
Maddy MussenBuy a damn reusable mask!
These 23 Umbrella Academy Season 2 memes are so good they could stop an apocalypse
Tom BedworthAnother apocalypse? Another set of memes
The Umbrella Academy showrunner denies the show is ‘anti-Semitic’
He called claims ‘factually incorrect’
Explained: Everyone is cancelling Ellen Degeneres, but what did she actually do?
She hasn’t posted anything since July
I got Reddit users to rate my Hinge profile and they absolutely rinsed me
Apparently I’m a catfish and ‘need to smile more’
That Trump interview was a disaster but these 23 Jonathan Swan memes aren’t
‘Me trying to find grilled cheese on the fancy menu’
This is how long students from your uni actually spend in the library
You’re probably going to feel quite bad reading this
Paul Mescal is auctioning off his Normal People shorts and I’m ready to be bankrupt
TAKE MY MONEY TAKE IT ALL
Channel 4’s new doc will show what it’s really like to work at Missguided
Inside Missguided starts next week!
Hayley Soen
Dear white people: We really hate the term BAME, so stop using it
Vivian IroanyaI do not identify as BAME, none of my friends refer to themselves as BAME, so why use the term?
‘I went from a B to a fail’: Scottish students on their results being moderated down
‘It’s a total kick in the teeth’
All the pathetic challenges you did as a British teenager, ranked
Doing the cinnamon challenge just to feel something x
All the times world politics was actually just a scene from The Thick Of It
I wish this wasn’t so accurate