Clubbers of the Week
It’s back
Emily CraigSeven days have gone by again you’ve not enough work and too much alcohol.
But that means it’s time for clubbers of the week!
Massive Muscles
#gainz
Biggest Beer Collection
Red Stripe’s biggest exporters
Best Hair
Best Boobs
If you’ve got it ,flaunt it
Most Confused Clubber
Doesn’t know how he ended up in Garage
Most Coordinated
It’s awkward when you turn up wearing the same outfit
Best Boyband
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Stools, air grab, mic at the ready
Oldest Clubbers
Goals: to still look cool at this age
Drunkest clubber
Also winner of best pose
Best Photobomb
The 60s didn’t have this. Shame
Finest Eyes
They follow you around the room
Couple of the Week
Her hair smells really nice
Best Group Shot
Oh to be organised enough to coordinate this
Most likely to chunder
Water for the next round?
Stunners of the Week
Outfits on point ladies
Happiest Clubbers
Would probs make a good couple but are being cockblocked by their mates
Harry Potter Lookalike
Do you mind if I Slytherin?
Saddest Clubber
Cheer up love!
Double Daters of the Week
Couples or siblings?
Family of Aberdeen student launches legal bid to sue her ex-boyfriend over her death
Francesca EkeEmily Drouet took her own life in 2016 after a campaign of abuse
Over 10,000 Scottish students denied university accommodation each year
Ollie Lewis‘There must be no repeat of the chaotic scenes that we saw in the autumn’
What Aberdeen students need to know about the new lockdown changes
Holly FergusonHere are the changes AU is putting in place for the start of term.
‘There is a genocide going on’: Aberdeen students protest against SARS
Students stand against the suffering and brutality in Nigeria
Eva Agerbaek
There are 82 Covid cases at Aberdeen Uni, and “a number” are linked to The Bobbin
Health experts claim some of the students had been to The Bobbin
17 per cent capacity and reduced opening times among new AU library restrictions
Prepare for a term of studying at home, the SDR only lets in 170 students!
Aberdeen students have tested positive for coronavirus at Hillhead Student Village
Izzy SchifanoAll residents of Wavell House are being asked to self-isolate
Pubs are closing again in Aberdeen as lockdown restrictions reimposed
The measures will last for at least seven days
‘I’ll take a different route next time’: Aberdeen student cycles to Athens
After 40 days, 4000km, wild animals, and inedible food all because of Covid
Tributes paid to Aberdeen student after body found in search
Tom HaynesHe was described as ‘talented’ and ‘wonderful’
AUSA rejects affiliation application from BAME Law Society
Eilidh HunterThe group believe it can provide a service that is not available on campus
Online tests and one-way systems: How Aberdeen University is preparing for next semester
Elsa PapaWhat are the responses to Aberdeen university’s new ‘blended learning’ approach to teaching.
‘Open and ready to return’: Aberdeen University announces plans for next semester
Rachele FletcherThe university will be using a ‘blended learning’ approach
Aberdeen University exams to go ahead despite no-detriment policy
Miguel ObsinesThe university released details of their no detriment policy via an email to students.
Freshers’ Week 2020 postponed at University of Aberdeen
The move will allow preparations for online learning to be made
Desperate law students fined £1,000 for breaking into SDR to steal textbooks
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
COVID-19 has robbed final years of the time of their lives. We’re allowed to be upset
Lauren RobertsonWe had months left with our friends, but that time was snatched away
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Emily SmithFilling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Phoebe Kowhai
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Ellie RingJono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
I can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
No ifs, no buts: These are the absolute WORST episodes of Black Mirror ever
Black Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop