Best places to shag on campus

It’s still so cold, but February is the time to be scouring uni for that special someone to keep warm with as the dark months approach.

Where better to find your potential mate than on campus?

We’ve hunted down the top places to shag on campus so you waste no time with your special friend and keep your relationship feeling frisky.

Top floor of the hub

Perfect place for some post-lunch fondling. Who the hell goes up here anyways?

Edward Wright first floor corridors

As long as you time your shag so as not to clash with essay submissions, this is the perfect place for a private romp.

St Machar Bar toilets

As long as you avoid nights when the premier league games are on the we’re pretty sure you’ll be safe to shag in here.

Cruikshank Garden Shed

Yes, this obscure little hut is on campus. If you make your way into the Cruikshank gardens you’ll find this little hidey hole. As long as you don’t mind the grounds staff observing (or even participating) this is the place for you.

Cruckshank Garden Shed

Botanic Garden Greenhouse

The greenhouse in the Cruikshank garden can also make for a hotbed of sexual encounters. With the steamed up glass and the plants to hide between, what could possible go wrong?

Plenty of quiet corners in there.

Gaudie offices in the Butchart centre

It’s being refurbished so you definitely won’t run into anyone.

Where the international fair is held could be pretty romantic with a disposable BBQ and a bottle of buckie.

And finally, the creme de la creme of shagging.

Archeology department toilets, St Mary’s building

No one studies archeology, perfect place for a quickie.