Best places to poo on campus

Better out than in

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Caught short on campus with nowhere to turn? Never fear, we’ve tried and tested all of the best spots for a majestic and uninterrupted poo.

Upstairs in the hub

No one really appreciates the commodity we have going on here. An abundance of cubicles combined with pop tunes blasting 24/7. Where could be better to take a dump?

The sweet sound of Mika will drown out any unpleasant noise

Lower ground floor in Meston

This is particularly good for ladies to poo in private since hardly any girls dare to venture in Meston.

Unlikely that you’ll ever see another girl down here

Any disabled toilet

No offence intended here guys, but the extra room in the toilet is excellent for the obligatory post-defecating airing.

So much more room for activities

New Kings

Kings is full of pokey wee toilets, this one on the lower ground floor is best.

Venture downstairs for a private poo

College Bounds

Yes, that funny building where no one really goes. Since no one knows what it’s for, it’s a safe bet for a place to indulge in a poo.

Step through the doors into poo paradise

The art historians are too prim to poo here so you may as well

And finally, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, please don’t poo here. It’s disgusting. We’re trying to get work done.

The library just doesn’t have the appropriate ventilation to poop discreetly