Best places to poo on campus
Better out than in
Caught short on campus with nowhere to turn? Never fear, we’ve tried and tested all of the best spots for a majestic and uninterrupted poo.
Upstairs in the hub
No one really appreciates the commodity we have going on here. An abundance of cubicles combined with pop tunes blasting 24/7. Where could be better to take a dump?
Lower ground floor in Meston
This is particularly good for ladies to poo in private since hardly any girls dare to venture in Meston.
Any disabled toilet
No offence intended here guys, but the extra room in the toilet is excellent for the obligatory post-defecating airing.
New Kings
Kings is full of pokey wee toilets, this one on the lower ground floor is best.
College Bounds
Yes, that funny building where no one really goes. Since no one knows what it’s for, it’s a safe bet for a place to indulge in a poo.
And finally, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, please don’t poo here. It’s disgusting. We’re trying to get work done.