RGU beat Aberdeen in University Sex League
RGU have more sexual partners than Aberdeen students, StudentBeans survey finds.
Rachel DonaldStop the fucking bus.
StudentBeans yesterday released their annual University Sex League detailing which British universities are having the most sex.
Unsurprisingly, Aberdeen didn’t make the top ten. Not even close.
Aberdeen Uni placed a very disappointing 81st, with students having an average of 3.82 sexual partners since starting uni.
But, shockingly, RGU placed THIRTEEN places above its rival, coming in at 68th, with students having an average of 4.27 partners.
“I’m doing a Masters, how am I not getting some?”
That’s right, students at Robert Gordon’s are having more sex than students doing a real degree at Aberdeen.
Then again, maybe that’s part of the problem – with nothing to do and a lifetime of McDonald’s to look forward to, RGU students put shagging at the top of their priorities.
The top spot went to the University of Brighton, with students bedding an average of 10.59 since starting uni. There was stiff competition from the University of Chester with 9.94, and Liverpool Hope University with 9.57.
The condoms of a Bath Spa student – unused.
Bath Spa University came last, with a measly 2.57 sexual partners.
Clearly, StudentBeans were asking the wrong students.
Are you as outraged as we are? Email [email protected] or contact us on Facebook to help us compile our own Aberdeen average of The Tab readers and send StudentBeans some decent figures.
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