“Is that a boat full of dicks?”: International Market in town

We checked out the international market – and it got us hot under the collar

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The International Market is in town this weekend til Sunday evening on Union Terrace.

If you’re a fan of delicious food, hippy clothes and Buddha ornaments, check it out. It’s the best place to update that hipster lifestyle of yours and it’s only here four times a year – so you know you’re getting top quality, original, non-conformist, eye-catching, individual pieces.

And the Dutch marshmallow dessert things are so damned tasty.

Like most markets, it also sports a large collection of weird and wonderful trinkets.

However, never before had we come across a boatful of dicks.

The hunt to document the funkiest things at the market soon became a dick witch-hunt.

Ladies, queue up.

“A bottle opener and a dildo – what more could you want?”