Shit hits the fan for Centre Stage. Literally.

Centre Stage production team were faced with an act of sabotage in Butchart earlier today.


The Tab can exclusively reveal that a heinous crime has been committed in Butchart.

This morning, members of Centre Stage Theatre Company found their set in a different state to when they left it last night.

Upon closer investigation, it was revealed that what they originally thought to be paint spillage was in fact skid marks.

A source close to the investigation said, “Shit stains were found. Its not clear from early witness reports whether or not the set was merely dragged through dog shit or whether it was a deliberate act of sabotage.”

There are no leads as to who the “twisted” criminals may be, but the society are confident this act of defecation will not stop them putting on their forthcoming productions,

“We can confirm that the set has been thoroughly cleaned, and this month’s highly anticipated productions of No Sex Please – We’re British and Pool (No Water) will not be affected.”

No Sex Please – We’re British is on in the Butchart Small Hall for two nights from 18th March.

Watch the trailer here.

Dates have still to be confirmed for Pool (No Water) so keep an eye on their Facebook page for more details.